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**Googlie** · May 27, 2003, 11:35

You are sooooooo wicked

G.

**Jamski** · May 27, 2003, 11:46

I know

Jam

**Frankychan** · May 27, 2003, 17:56

Excellent work, Comrade Jamski!

Our glorious PRAVDA knows no bounds! I believe that this is the first step to the enemies of the State.

Great job, Comrade Jamski!

**Voltaire** · May 27, 2003, 18:00

People as so gullible, and we can use that to our great advantage.

**Vev** · May 27, 2003, 18:37

Headlines!

Chairman Decrees More Births Requried After Tragedy

**Voltaire** · May 27, 2003, 19:07

The Hive's new 10 child policy... you must have 10 children or else.

**Snowflake** · May 27, 2003, 22:48

Great work on the ~~mis~~informational issue, Jam! I was full of tears when reading it ~~from trying not to laugh~~. I like the cartoon too!

What's going to be in the next? Chairman Voltaire meets with an AI leader and discuss potential technology exchange and military coorperations?

**Snowflake** · May 27, 2003, 22:56

Originally posted by Voltaire
The Hive's new 10 child policy... you must have 10 children or else.

And they have to be twins or triplets.

**Vev** · May 27, 2003, 23:08

Since most of us are males, we cannot begin to think of the joy of going through that

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**Vev** · May 27, 2003, 23:24

Since most of us are males, we cannot begin to think of the joy of going through that

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**Micha** · May 28, 2003, 01:55

**Vev** · May 28, 2003, 01:59

Just noticed my double post as well as how ambigious my comments were.

**Gnool** · May 28, 2003, 02:11

Entertainment News:
To follow up the glorious musical success that was the Rage Against the Chagrin concert, The Hive (the base) will host the People's Metalfest, featuring many of Planet's greatest ever death metal, grindcore, black metal (and associated genres) bands, including Mindworm Maggotfest, Banal Crunch, Grotesque Fungal Regurgitation, Impaled Northern Pholousforest, Eudamoniac, Planetcarcass and many others. If you like metal, you'll probably want to be there!

There will be a charity ball to help the families of those people killed by the evil capitalist mindworms during our glorious attempted expansion in the month of Gloriousworkerssovietutopia. Enjoy uplifting tunes that remind us all of important historical events, such as the Russian Revolution, our glorious landing on planet, and the birth of Sheng-Ji Yang. You will attend this ball instead of going to work one day and the money we're not paying you will go to the families.

The glorious installing of our first Network Node (even if we haven't built a network node put it in anyway to make the other factions tremble with fear) has led to the establishment of the first holovision and fibre-optic Radio stations on planet, as well as PlaNet (our hively* new name for the internet)!! Be one of the first to experience ~~state propaganda~~ this exciting new entertainment/communications technology and work really hard! (Everyone will have this glorious technology in their homes one day, free, courtesy of the glorious Hive government)

*our cool new word for "cool"

I'd write more, but I must leave now to go spread the message of the People's GLorious Proletariat Worker's People's Revolution to some capitalist heathens.

**Jamski** · May 28, 2003, 03:26

Nice work Gnool, can we have two cartoons a week please? It was very popular.

Vev, I had to read it three times

then I got it

Keep it coming as always, nothing compares to PRAVDA on planet.

-Jam

**Gnool** · May 28, 2003, 04:37

I'll make another one soon, but until then... enjoy

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