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**Jamski** · June 9, 2003, 18:18

Beautiful Voltaire

-Jam

**Rokossovky** · June 9, 2003, 18:36

GLORIOUS MILITARY VICTORIES REALIZED!

The Office of the Marshal has received reports of a glorious military victory at the front! As our mechanized units stormed over the fungal plains in search of new land to support our emerging industrial needs they encountered a mass of evil mind worms. However, it only took minutes for our highly trained forces to overrun a surprised enemy. Thus, through a combination of lighting speed, superior training and technology, and trust in the leadership of the Marshal, our armed forces emerged victorious once again! However, this victory was without sacrifice. During the battle a platoon fell behind leaving a flank open to attack. Many men were lost in the ensuing battle to regain our momentum, but it was worth it and the tide was quickly turned back in our favour. Also, I have ensured that no such mistake will happen again as [strike] all persons who survived from that section were nerve stapled into an indefinitely long state of shock [/strike] the commander was "relieved" and a new, more competent one was installed for that platoon. As it stands the Revolutionary Army of the Socialist People of the Human Hive has yet to loose a battle to anyone! This is a trend I, the Marshal, vow to uphold!
LONG LIVE THE ARMY! LONG LIVE THE CHAIRMAN! LONG LIVE THE HUMAN HIVE!

- Rokossovky
Marshal of the Revolutionary Army of the Human Hive

**Jamski** · June 9, 2003, 18:38

It'll be in there

-Jam

**Rokossovky** · June 9, 2003, 18:41

It's been edited. Spelling mistakes and the such. If you could check it one more time for me I'd appreciate it.

**Micha** · June 9, 2003, 18:59

Following changes proposed:

GLORIOUS MILITARY VICTORIES REALIZED!

The Office of the Marshal has received reports of a glorious military victory at the front! As our mechanized units stormed over the fungal plains in search of new land to support our emerging industrial needs they encountered a mass of evil mind worms. However, it only took minutes for our highly trained forces to overrun a surprised enemy. Thus, through a combination of lighting speed, superior training and technology, and trust in the leadership of the Marshal, our armed forces emerged victorious once again! However, this victory was not without sacrifice. During the battle a platoon fell behind leaving a flank open to attack. Many men were lost in the ensuing battle to regain our momentum, but it was worth it and the tide was quickly turned back in our favour. Also, I have ensured that no such mistake will happen again as ~~[strike]~~ all persons who survived from that section were nerve stapled into an indefinitely long state of shock ~~[/strike]~~ the commander was "relieved" and a new, more competent one was installed for that platoon. As it stands the Revolutionary Army of the Socialist People of the Human Hive has yet to loose a battle to anyone! This is a trend I, the Marshal, vow to uphold!
LONG LIVE THE ARMY! LONG LIVE THE CHAIRMAN! LONG LIVE THE HUMAN HIVE!

- Rokossovky
Marshal of the Revolutionary Army of the Human Hive

You should use < s > instead of [strike]

**Rokossovky** · June 9, 2003, 19:19

Thanks. Still learning these bloody tags.

- Rokossovky

**Vev** · June 9, 2003, 19:38

Sorry for my lack of articles, have been busy writing up a report.

**Vev** · June 10, 2003, 01:37

Hive Public Annoucement

Sector N589 is close for maintenance. Please use the marked detours. Failure to comply will result in unnecessary delay.
Thank you citizen.

Excepts from an ex-spy journal

... I have been watching sector N589 and there are more people entering than leaving. Everyone that left had a strange odour ...

... Just saw two drooling nerve stapled drones pushing a metal container followed by Hive scientists and special troopers I've never seen before carrying flamers ...

... I'm going in today, everything is in order ...

... I must leave today and tell the others! It is inhuman what they are doing. I barely escaped with my life, and good thing they thought I was unconscious when they dump me into the mindworm hatchery. Luckily I was well prepared, except for the mindworms, [INELIGBLE SCRAWL] must leave ...

**Gnool** · June 10, 2003, 01:51

Sorry about the delay, but all at once everyone seemed to stop posting in the forums so I forgot about it.

**Vev** · June 10, 2003, 02:31

Candidates Comrade "Write-in" and Comrade Xenobanana could not attend the election due charges of misuse of state property, fraud, embezzling, espionage and jay-walking.

**Jamski** · June 10, 2003, 05:50

YAY !

Another TWO Gnool cartoons!

YAY!

OK, I'll get going........

-Jam

**Gnool** · June 10, 2003, 07:52

**Snowflake** · June 10, 2003, 10:23

Originally posted by Micha
Following changes proposed:
However, this victory was not without sacrifice.

Agree to add not but it needs to be striked out since our RASPHH are so strong that any victory with sacrifice can only be unheard of.

**Voltaire** · June 10, 2003, 18:17

Gnool

Keep 'em coming.

**Voltaire** · June 10, 2003, 18:18

Which remind me, Gnool how would you like to be our new Commissioner of Foreign Relations?

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