PRAVDA

[Vev]

Hive Smiles Ahead

A recent smiling competition within the Hive have uncovered a wealth of good smiles. The clean white teeth and healthy gums have been largely attributed to the unique ingredients found in xenodoughnut currently on special offer from Comrade Octavian X. Comrade Claire Forlani agrees too with the healing properties of xenodoughnuts, along with the rest of Pravda staff although for reasons not related to this article. Hive citizens are encouraged to smile for the happiness and well-being for themselves and others or volunteer as a target stand holder for the next Olympics.

[Vev]

Feedback for improvement is appreciated.

[Rokossovky]

Here is another Comrade Claire poster for PRAVDA.



- Rokossovky

[Voltaire]

Originally posted by Rokossovky
Here is another Comrade Claire poster for PRAVDA.



- Rokossovky

The Hive LOVES Comrade Claire!

[Vev]

Imagine to Claire's surprise she is a posterchild for Communisim.

[Voltaire]

At this rate we'll need more frequent issues of PRAVDA just to fit in Comrade Claire.

Also, I propose that we have a PRAVDA Swimsuit Edition.

[Vev]

Is that an executive order?

[Voltaire]

Nerve-stapling Libertarians in the Park

Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes every Sunday a treat for me.

All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're nerve-stapling libertarians in the park.
Every Sunday you'll see
Claire Forlani and me,
As we nerve-staple the libertarians in the park.

When they see us coming, the capitalists all try an' hide,
But they still go for credits when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Everything seems all right,
When we're nerve-stapling libertarians in the park.

We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the UN Human Rights Society
With our games.
They call it impiety
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a capitalist pig-dog.

So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll nerve-staple the libertarians in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In a revisionist or two,
While we're nerve-stapling libertarians in the park.

We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment,
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strych'nine
We inflict to a Randist .
(It just takes a twist!)
To nerve-staple a libertarian in the park.

[Voltaire]

Originally posted by Vev
Is that an executive order?

Why not.

[Gnool]

lol that's a pretty gnarly idea. After a while (when lots of cartoons have been made) we could make a Hive comic book, with the glorious strips made by myself and Comrades Vev and Tassadar (and anyone else who happens to make one between now and then)

[Vev]

Woohoo Pravda is now a sticky thread, no need to bump it anymore.

[Jamski]

Won't stop me trying to bump it anyway, to congratulate everyone on nearly enough STUFF for a new PRAVDA already. I love the song And I Comrade Forlani too

-Jam

[Static Universe]

[Jamski]

/me doesn't dissent

-Jam

[Vev]

This new style propaganda is doing wonders!