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  • #46
    One of my mandates as Director of Joint Communications for the Ministry of Peace is informing the world of the glourious progress of the rather primitive almighty forces of the Hive.
    PRAVDA must publish our news releases, lest the offices be closed by the Ministry of Peace for disloyalty to The Hive!Would PRAVDA be so kind as to publish occasional articles from my office?
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    • #47
      Double post. Long Live The Hive!
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      • #48
        PRAVDA will publish any official announcments from any ministry

        -Jam
        1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
        That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
        Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
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        • #49
          I drafted it in a hurry. Please edit Comrades!


          Article: "An Ordinary Hivian’s Start of a Day"

          It is a suns shining, mindworms singing kind of day. I wake up to the glorious revolting music of our great national anthem. “…Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have cheered us along the new path …” I look at the wall. There the face of our great new leader Comrade Chairman Voltaire with his flouting hair and flashing eyes is smiling at me. His words in the grand opening at the great Unity Square yesterday is still hanging around my ears. “… With hard work, dedication and most of all, people willing to work a common cause, we can build ourselves a bloody and tyrannical great nation …” I sit down beside the table and read Pravda. It is reported that more comrades have joined us. This is such a great and glorious nation! I take a sip of the xeno-energy drink. Immediately I feel a wave of jubilance running through me. Strangely the drink gives me a little different feeling today. I feel my scientific productiveness is surging.

          What am I going to work on today? I ask myself. To the north is the rich sea land that I worked on yesterday that has generated great amount of food that our people urgently need. To the south is the new found mineral resources. There are so many things to do! I really wish that the whispered cloning pod really does exist. But I decide that I will work on the Young’s Spirit Monolith today. The potential benefits it holds for the future expansion and development of our great nation are just too great to resist. With that thought, I finished my xeno-energy drink. Once again I feel a great wave of jubilance running through me. What a way to start a new day!
          Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

          Grapefruit Garden

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          • #50
            Great Comrade

            Probably will write an article tomorrow.
            Keep it coming!
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            • #51
              Today's Communal Kitchen Menu

              If you guys can come up with more exotic names for these food, feel free to add.

              Breakfast
              Soylent crispy flakes

              Lunch
              Hanoi-styled Steamed Xenofungus and Soylent
              Green Soylent with steamed xenofungus

              Dinner
              Baked mince (with 50% meat/30% xenofungus/ 20% classified) and potato stew
              or
              Soylent Stew

              Beverage
              Soylent Drink
              Xenofungus beer

              Coming Soon!
              Xenofungus stew and quiche


              Intercepted communication
              "Comrade, why aren't our glorious party ministers eating the Baked mince stew?"
              "Haven't your heard?"
              "Hear what?"
              "They used recycled humans as additives"


              Communal Holovision Guide
              Early Morning News
              Uncle Mao's Children Corner
              Krakov the Communist Ant
              Stalin's Storytelling
              Days of our Hive
              Marx's Matchmaking
              Hive News Network
              People's Party of Hive
              Crime Scene Interrogation
              Movie Feature:
              Red Poet's Society
              Saturday Night Hive
              Dr Lenin's Comrade Procreation Guide
              Last edited by Vev; May 21, 2003, 07:09.
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              • #52


                "Days of our Hive" - Priceless, absolutely priceless.
                "We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine

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                • #53
                  The Hive Needs Talented Entertainers!

                  By popular the chairman demand the PAP is recruiting talented not necessarily acting talent actors, actress, script writers, cinematographers and director for the filming of "Days of our Hive". Auditions will be held in Communal Hall 43B.


                  We could start our own Hive soapy series!
                  Last edited by Vev; May 21, 2003, 07:19.
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                  • #54
                    "Early Morning News" should be titles "Early Morning TRUTH!"
                    Proud member of The Human Hive, working for a better future on Chiron, today!

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                    • #55
                      It'll all be in the next PRAVDA Keep it coming folks

                      -Jam
                      1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                      That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                      Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                      Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                      • #56
                        Crime Scene Interrogation
                        Priceless.
                        You can only curse me to eternal damnation for so long!

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                        • #57
                          Its my favorite too

                          -Jam
                          1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                          That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                          Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                          Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                          • #58
                            I'm the agent for Boris, the Mindworm Slayer, and I'd like to negotiate the rights to Our Glorious Anthem - a 3 hour documentary on the creation of the stirring seminal work that inspires us all

                            G.

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                            • #59
                              Ok, what are you offering?

                              -Jam
                              1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                              That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                              Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                              Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                              • #60
                                Benevolence? A blind eye to Atrocities?

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