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The Duke o' york was at his house, packing bags so he could head to the city for his final taxation exam. The villagers had other ideas, however, believing him to be the mafia and decided to end his escape there and then. They dragged Duke o' york out kicking and screaming to a nearby ant hill, tied his hands and legs to pegs in the ground and then let the ants have a free meal.
All Duke o' york wanted to do was minimise the tax people had to pay.
The villagers slept easier that night, yet woke up to a scream coming from... somewhere. They found EPW lying on top of a hay stack, his neck broken. The mafia was still out there.
The Duke o' york was at his house, packing bags so he could head to the city for his final taxation exam. The villagers had other ideas, however, believing him to be the mafia and decided to end his escape there and then. They dragged Duke o' york out kicking and screaming to a nearby ant hill, tied his hands and legs to pegs in the ground and then let the ants have a free meal.
All Duke o' york wanted to do was minimise the tax people had to pay.
The villagers slept easier that night, yet woke up to a scream coming from... somewhere. They found EPW lying on top of a hay stack, his neck broken. The mafia was still out there.
ACK!
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