It's clearly Bill Bryson (Ari), who has an unnatural reaction to submarines, because they would make such boring travel books. 
Day 3 - Water, everywhere, still.
Day 4 - See Day 3 for details.
Day 5 - Thought I saw a dolphin, but it may have been an illusion. Even the booze on board is useless.

Day 3 - Water, everywhere, still.
Day 4 - See Day 3 for details.
Day 5 - Thought I saw a dolphin, but it may have been an illusion. Even the booze on board is useless.

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