FG: Mafia 29: Poly Meet of Horror

[Paddy]

yes indeed

and Nikolia, what do you think of all this?

[Ben Kenobi]

Hold the funeral?

You'd think I were a priest!

Dr. Spike.

I also doubt I will have much time to post, given that I am on dialup at home.

[Tassadar500]

Ah, I changed my mind. Ben Kenobi is the mafia.

[Tassadar500]

Originally posted by rah
But I will point out again that SPAMMER does not equate to Diety. THere are many non-dieties here that SPAM considerably more than I.

We should really be looking at the Deity-wanna-bes.

Which would mean a high PPD.

[Paddy]

Originally posted by Lord Nuclear
Ah, I changed my mind. Ben Kenobi is the mafia.

ahh did you not die in some strange manner

[Snowflake]

Originally posted by Lord Nuclear


Which would mean a high PPD.

Ahh this reduces the candidates to DrSpike, Skanky and Paddy.

[Ljube]

Chapter 2 – Let’s play mafia


Ben Kenobi rushed back to the hotel, woke everybody up and told them what had happened. Half an hour later everybody was on the beach near Lord Nuclear’s body.

“This murder is obviously very personal. Either the murderer hated Lord Nuc for his incessant spamming, or he was an even greater spammer than late Lord Nuclear was,” DrSpike said.
“His tongue was cut off. I don’t think it has anything to do with spamming. I believe Lord Nuclear was killed because of something he said during the evening,” Hercules said.

“Let’s pay our respects to Lord Nuclear with a minute of silence”, Ben Kenobi suggested.
The Apolytoners stood there on the beach in silent mourning of the early departed Lord Nuclear.

********

Later in the hotel everybody gathered in the bar again to decide what to do next.
“Has anyone reported the murder to the authorities?” DarkCloud asked.
“Not that I’m aware of”, joncha replied.
“I think the hotel management should do it”, Skanky Burns added.
“Why? Are you afraid you’d be considered suspect if you reported the crime?” Nikolai asked and continued “After all, where have you been at the time of the murder?”
“Yes, Skanky is very suspicious”, Tuberski said.
“All of them Aussies are very suspicious. They stayed last in the bar”, -Jrabbit reminded everybody.

The quarrel continued until Sheep interjected.
“Guys, what’s wrong with you? Don’t you know how we usually solve these issues?”

Everybody looked Sheep in confusion. He continued: “We play mafia. We vote on who did it and we execute the one with most votes.”

The others stopped arguing for a moment and thought about Sheep’s proposal. After all, what they have got to lose. They can’t leave the island because all of them are suspects in a murder investigation and each of them may be the next victim if they do nothing about it. So they accepted.

Rah suggested a likely murderer.
“Guys it’s very clear. The killer is DrSpike. Save my twin brother Ming who sadly couldn’t join us here, DrSpike is the biggest spammer in our forums. He has also had a grudge with Lord Nuclear in some of the forum games and he wasn’t too happy about Lord Nuc’s pesky remarks from last night.”
“Yes, it seems DrSpike did it”, Sparrowhawk was convinced by rah’s detective work.

Most of the other people also considered DrSpike guilty so he won the majority of votes. Sheep suggested the method of execution should be drowning and the others forced DrSpike to the sea and kept his head under the surface until he drowned

*******

Later in the afternoon the Aussies decided to celebrate the death of the hideous murderer DrSpike with a bottle of bourbon. Kassiopeia and Adagio joined them, Whoaha and Spaced Cowboy each had a glass of rum, while Jon Miller had his margarita.
They stayed in the bar drinking and having fun until 1 AM, when everybody but Paddy and Skanky left.

*******

In the morning Theben found Paddy the Scot dead in the bottom of the stairs. Apparently he slipped on banana skin, fell down the stairs and broke his neck.

Name

Status



1. Sheep

Alive



2. Nikolai

Alive


3. Hercules

Alive


4. Kassiopeia

Alive


5. joncha

Alive


6. Snowflake

Alive


7. DrSpike

Drowned – executed round 1


8. Adagio

Alive


9. reismark

Alive


10. Jonny

Alive


11. Spaced Cowboy

Alive


12. Ben Kenobi

Alive


13. Whoha

Alive


14. Tuberski

Alive


15. Paddy the Scot

Slipped on banana skin and broke his neck – Mafia round 2


16. Sparrowhawk

Alive


17. Skanky Burns

Alive


18. rah

Alive


19. DarkCloud

Alive


20. Lord Nuclear

Slashed with a rusty spam can – Mafia round 1


21. Sandman

Alive


22. -Jrabbit

Alive


23. Jon Miller

Alive


24. Theben

Alive

[Ljube]

Originally posted by Snowflake


Ahh this reduces the candidates to DrSpike, Skanky and Paddy.

Ahh this reduces the candidates to Skanky.


24 hours to vote please.

[Snowflake]

It's Skanky!!!

[Paddy]

/me shakes his ghostly head

bloody bananas

wonder who the hell is the monkey around here then

[Tassadar500]

I've never been a mafia.

[Snowflake]

Paddy and Skanky stayed behind everybody else. It's likely they both quit and retire at the same time. And if it wasn't Skanky who did it deliberately he'd sure have seen it when Paddy fell and he'd sure have called everybody right there right then.

[Nikolai]

Banana skin? Now who here is it who likes the banana option most?

[Snowflake]

Con comes up to mind. He's not in the Island at the moment though, I believe.

[Theben]

And Japher likes monkeys. Too bad he's not playing.

/me gives Paddy a posthumous Darwin Award.