FG: Mafia XXVI : The Return of the Sheep

[Sheep]

Deep in a African village the villagers of the village play a starnge game where villagers aim to kill each other. It ends when the last one is standing, or when the catch those who are 'guilty'

Rules

You all know the rules

Story

Who gives a rats arse, with me in control you will have gruseome death after grueseome death, and I may in fact make some of you the laughingstock of the forums. I told you to beware when you joined this game! Wait I didn't? Oh well, you joined now so you don't have any issues with it.

Mafias

There are two of these. They must send me in their kill orders. They can also give me ideas on how they want their victims killed, but make sure they are gruesome of funny!

The Players

GM Sheep

1. Ljube-ljcvetko executed villager turn two
2. Sparrowhawk
3. Theben executed by villagers turn 4
4. Kalius cut into tbones t2
5. gjramsey
6. reismark trampled to death by cow t3
7. Whoha
8. SnowFire
9. Nuclear Master terminated by baseball bat in rectum t1
10. Tuberski
11. joncha executed villager turn two
12. Jonny
13. Ben Kenobi executed Villager Turn One
14. Kassiopeia
15. DarkCloud frontal lobotomy carried out with spork t1
16. duke o' york
17. rah Was the Mafia and capturted in t3
18. DrSpike frontal lobotmy with spork t2
19. ADG brains scrambled t3
20. Skanky Burns Eyes Gouged out t4
21. Guynemer
22. Nikolai
23. FlameFlash
24. Kuciwalker - executed Villager Turn One
25. Spaced Cowboy Was the Mafia and captured in t3
26. Vlad Antlerkov

Alright that about does it

Lets begin!

[rah]

[Sheep]

The MAfias have been selected and we shall have to wait for them to come online and choose their prey. The first circle of death begins!

[Kassiopeia]

Hmm, so it's not rah or me.

[DrSpike]

[Ljube]

Life is too good! I don't want to die

[Ben Kenobi]

This is...

Hard.

No characters.

[Ben Kenobi]

/me offers skywalker an alliance.

[Theben]

Ben and Kuci-Koo are clearly teh mafia.

BURN THEM!!!111!

[Ben Kenobi]

[Whoha]

hi everyone!

[SnowFire]

Uh... hillarious. Now I understand what somebody meant when he mentioned looking up the very early Mafias and wondering why the heck anybody played 'em.

Mafias, if you're feeling merciful, head this way first. I signed up before it was decided that the game end up this way, sadly.

[General Ludd]

Originally posted by SnowFire
Uh... hillarious. Now I understand what somebody meant when he mentioned looking up the very early Mafias and wondering why the heck anybody played 'em.

Mafias, if you're feeling merciful, head this way first. I signed up before it was decided that the game end up this way, sadly.

It's played the same way, there is just no pretense of a supposed plot (which everyone ignores, and many don't even bother to read).

[SnowFire]

Oh, I understand. It's just that I ignored Mafia games at first for precisely this reason, and only joined once they started doing the plotty ones.

There are two reasons I participate in the Mafia games:
1) I actually enjoy the supposed plots which everyone doesn't ignore. Well, at least most of them.
2) The detective work can be fun, if the GM knows what he's doing.

If there's going to be no plot, and we're just going to be doing random guesses, I mean, crap, I already made a computer program to calculate the percentages for random guessing villagers. This will be like watching the AI play itself in Tic-Tac-Toe. A game with a good plot and incomprehensible clues (like duke o' york's Mafia on the Nile) is fun in the sense of watching Europa Universalis play out by the AI, and a game with good clues and a slim plot is like playing Civ2. Heck, I'm normally a fan of bizarre and cruel forms of death (and have had several prepared for the day I eventually get to be a Mafia), but it requires at least SOME context to be fun.

Now, I'm not saying that isn't for some people, but it isn't fun for me. So if the Mafia are willing, I'd prefer to step out and let the people who actually have fun with this play longer. Make sense?

[DarkCloud]

No story?

then in that case, I refuse to play.

there's no sense.

it's a waste of time.

I roleplay.