FG: Mafia XXVI : The Return of the Sheep

[Nikolai]

Oh? I can only see we've discovered one; NM?

[Ben Kenobi]

Yo Padawan Skywalker:

You want an alliance or not?

[DrSpike]

The only universal constant is the spam.

[Sheep]

The First Deaths

Late iun the night there are ear piercing screams coming from the direction of the river. However the villages think nothing of them as many ear piercing screams are heard in Mafiaville. Therefore it was up to Dr. Spike and Ben Kenobi to find the dead bodies early in the morning.

First dead was the mysterious shaman DARKCLOUD. His brain was cut in half and the front was apparently missing. Nearby lay a spork and the Chieftan ascertained that the fork part was for digging while the spoon part was for scooping. However he still missed the main question. Where had my beer gone? No wait make that read, Where is Darkcloud's brain?

Meanwhile during the discovery of the first body, Benm Kenobi found the mangled corpse of NUCLEAR MASTER. A baseball bat lay nearby. It seems that the bat had been inserted into Nuclear's rectum. The face of the Master was controted into a mix of pleasure and pain as his last moments must of been. Chief Sheep looked at the corpse and murmed 'Man there are some weird sickos living here, perhaps I should move!'

Here is the intresting facts however. One Darkcloud, being the shaman was also the doctor and thus responsible for frontal lobotomies such as his. However it is unlikely that he would of practiced on himself.

Meanwhile Nuclear Master is not a homosexual neither is anyone else in the village as far as the Chief new. So who could think of such an act to be played out on a fellow villager?

The questions are yours to answer!

VOTING ENDS SUNDAY 19TH SEPTEMBER @ 12 NOON GMT!

[duke o' york]

Monday!

Can we not have 24 hours for voting? It would make the game go a hell of a lot quicker.

[Kassiopeia]

Originally posted by Sheep
VOTING ENDS MONDAY 20TH NOVEMBER @ 12 NOON GMT!

We'll be playing this one for a whole year!

[Sheep]

Monday being that Friday night, Saturday night are parties night and thus I do not have time for gruseome deaths. Sunday night I may squeeze it in if I have all votes in by then.

[Kassiopeia]

Monday!

Can we not have 24 hours for voting? It would make the game go a hell of a lot quicker.

Certainly a lot quicker than if it were two months

[Sheep]

I mneant September alright, date changed. What do you think of the deaths? By the way where are your votes! IF you want the game to go quick you have to be quick!

[Ljube]

Originally posted by duke o' york
Monday!

Can we not have 24 hours for voting? It would make the game go a hell of a lot quicker.

I'd say 48 hours top.

[Sheep]

Sunday is the earliest I will do it. Besides I want people to have a chance to doubt their vote

[duke o' york]

[Re: Sheep's post about hurrying]

Not with four days to vote in we don't.


Well, bearing in mind that I can change my vote any time within the next 69 hours, I'll vote for Kass, no, rah, LL, because at least he's online now. Ben, because Skanky told me to.

All (these) votes are off! I have made a new vote, somewhere on the next page!

[Ljube]

Yes, votes they haven't cast yet. Hmmm, one killer is a doctor while the other is a homosexual.

[Sheep]

'What do you mean there is no women in this village' The Chief boomed! 'I got laid last night, OH ****e!'

Thus the Chief found out that the entire village was full of men with no women to be had.....

[Ljube]

The chieftain is a homosexual