FG: Mafia XXVI : The Return of the Sheep

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Theben


The spammers, right?

And now that I think about it, who was it who nuked me last time? Oh yeah, it was Spaced. Clearly he is the Mafia!

If I was a spammer, I'd be Emperor by now......



ACK!

[Sheep]

After this turn there will be a limit of ONE VOTE CHANGE a turn. BTW there will be two deaths a turn.

Therefore at the moment looking at the table ahead.

Ben Kenobi 9 votes
Kuciwalker 7 votes
Tuberski 2 votes
Skanky Burns 1 vote
Kalius 1 vote
Dr. Spike 1 vote

Voting closes when I get hoime in five or so hours. Also btw joncha voted for me so he may want to change it as as I am GM I cannot vote, nor can I be the Mafia.

[joncha]

I can still vote for you, can't I?

[Kuciwalker]

Will both Kenobi and I be killed?

[joncha]

I hope so.

[Ben Kenobi]

So much for that.

Now if only you had accepted my alliance, Skywalker.

You villagers are no closer to the Mafia, you've killed two innocent people.

[Skanky Burns]

But at least you will entertain us for a while.

[FlameFlash]

I think Sheep was talking about how there were two mafia deaths the last round, and there will be again...

And Sheep, you missed my vote for Whoha

[Tuberski]

Might as well change it to someone else, easier than having him change everything......



ACK!

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
So much for that.

Now if only you had accepted my alliance, Skywalker.

Clearly your offer was an attempt to get me killed

[FlameFlash]

Originally posted by Tuberski
Might as well change it to someone else, easier than having him change everything......



ACK!

You have a point, though this is the last time I change my vote...

Kuciwalker Going for the tie!

Joncha, want to throw a wrench at Sheep? Make a tie!

[Ben Kenobi]

Clearly your offer was an attempt to get me killed

Uh, that's not what happened to my allies last time.

IIRC, they helped me scrape through another round, until the Mafia finally killed me. Then, they started to be killed by villagers and Mafia, but not until after I died.

All I do in the beginning is try to guess who isn't the Mafia. Then after I make a guess, I offer an alliance.

Either way, I don't lose. If the person turns it down, I get more information to work with, if he accepts, then that's 1 less person to worry about.

If it's Mafia, and Mafia agrees not to kill me, then I have an advatage as well. So even if I guess wrong I benefit.

I thought Sheep was looking for a US politics mafia, and so we would have been natural allies anyways.

[joncha]

ok!

KUCITEXASRANGER

[Kuciwalker]

[Sheep]

Vote Ended

The Chief called the meeting at 6pm the night of the deaths. Indeed Rah noted that his baseball bat was missing and he had never used it in the day of question. The vote was called.

The first to be strung up was Ben Kenobi with 9 votes. He was tied to a tree trunk, with his arms being cut off. Then his body was poured with honey. Then a hive full of bees was placed upon him. After this the trunk was set alight roasting the honey glazed carcass ready enough to eat.

This where the second execution comes into play. Kuciwalker with 7 votes was forced to eat the carcass of Ben Kenobi. After his eating was done, he was thrown into the peat bog and drowned. This the Chief says is more efficent then preseving the carcass of one.

The Mafias however were not caught. After the executions it was found that Ben Kenobi had spent the night alone, in pleasure so to say. Kuciwalker was also at home laying cards with a good friend of his, Tuberski.