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  • #91
    Re: Mafia 21: The Corporate Mafia

    "Sinikka" is a flower and also the middle name of my dear mother.



    Chapter Two

    "Gentlemen, it appears we have a tie. Both the CTO, Mr. Burns, and our consultant from Europe, Ljube-ljcvetko, stand at six votes", DarkCloud informed the prisoners of the Apolyton corporate headquarters.

    "We should have a new round with only Skanky and Lju... Ljuen... LL to choose from", Theben suggested. "It would be fair and equal for everyone."

    "That'll take too long at this rate. I say we flip a coin and be done with it", Ljube-ljcvetko said, apparently trusting his luck.

    "Fine", said Skanky, and called tails.

    Tails it was, and Ljube-ljcvetko was grabbed by the security guards and taken to the highest storey.

    "Give us the passcode or you will die", the guards insisted.

    "I don't know the code! I beg you! Please don't kill me!"

    This went on for a few minutes, after that they just got tired of him and threw him through the window to a screaming death.

    DrSpike protested. "Bodies as red pulp on the sidewalk, that won't look good once the media gets a hint of this. The last time the storm lasted for a week. Bad for business." Chief of PR, Mister Siddiqui nodded thoughtfully.

    "We've killed the murderer but we still lack the code. And no one will be missing us for quite a while", gjramsey wondered. "Nobody in or out for days should raise some red flags."

    "I haven't been away from Poly for more than twelve hours at a time. Someone will notice and call the authorities", Method said.

    "Besides, the lock will release itself automatically after a few days", Duke o' york consoled them. "We can live off the candy bar and soda machines and sleep on the sofas." The geeks were more than happy, it'd be no different from a little LAN party at a friend's place.

    Some took a nap, some indulged themselves in a heap of Hershey bars. After a few cokes Adagio decided to go relieve himself in the closest restroom. He was about to relieve himself most inconveniently when he saw the murder scene inside.

    DrSpike lay in the corner of the big toilet. The sterilised-looking, nearly hospital-like pale green walls around him were covered in splashes of blood as his stapled corpse sat there, still grinning in pain, pencils sticking out from his ears making him look like a gruesome halloween monster.

    Unlike with President Kassiopeia, however, his throat had also been slashed wide open with an instrument that was nowhere to be found.

    Code:
    mafia
    Name Position Status
    1. Hercules Secretary of the President Present
    2. Duke o' york Chief Executive Officer Present
    3. :) Smiley Secretary of the CEO Poisoned - R1
    4. Kalius Chief Financial Officer Present
    5. Theben Accountant Present
    6. Jonny Accountant Present
    7. DrSpike Chief Information Officer Staples and pencils - R2
    8. Jon Miller Helpdesk Present
    9. Skanky Burns Chief Technical Officer Present
    10. Adagio IT Specialist Present
    11. Method IT Specialist Present
    12. SnowFire IT Specialist Present
    13. rah Human Resources Manager Present
    14. gjramsey Assistant HR Manager Present
    15. alva Chief Recruiter Present
    16. Imran Siddiqui Chief of Public Relations Present
    17. Ljube-ljcvetko PR Consultant Defenestrated - R1
    18. Guynemer Company Doctor Present
    19. Tuberski Company Nurse Present
    20. Zopperoni Chief of Marketing Present
    21. Spaced Cowboy Marketing Advisor Present
    22. DarkCloud Statistical Analyst Present
    23. Nuclear Master Security Guard Present
    24. Vovan Security Guard Present
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    • #92
      Originally posted by Kassiopeia
      It's tails. Password is 'sinikka'. LL dies. I'd been here earlier but Portugal - England went to the penalties
      Pfff, no commitment....You dissapointed me Kassi...
      Last edited by alva; June 24, 2004, 21:02.
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      • #93
        alva, if for no better reason than he is way overdue for a Mafia.
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        • #94
          can you stop the mafia before the apolyton building turns into a tower of blood?
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          • #95
            Was Skanky getting revenge for making him face the 50/50?

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            • #96
              Once again, the color green is featured prominently at the scene of the crime.

              I suspect Spaced Cowboy and rah for that reason, green being a featured color in their avatars. However, the green could also be a reference to money, which would implicate... well, all of us. But Kalius, our Chief Financial Officer, more than the others. (Theben and Jonny, our accountants, should also be watched.)
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              • #97
                Guynemer

                was awfully early

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                • #98
                  Hercules, because I associate Secretaries with schools, and thus pencils.

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                  • #99
                    And a belated "hooray!" for defenestration, Kassi.
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                    • Inter-office Memo:

                      Topic: Voting

                      In future voting measures please be advised that foreign consultants incur smaller overhead costs than full-time salaried employees. Thank you.

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                      • Hercules, he is a secretary.

                        ACK!
                        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                        • Originally posted by DrSpike
                          Was Skanky getting revenge for making him face the 50/50?
                          Good point.

                          Guynemer, nah he was Mafia just a turn or two ago but nevertheless he would have access to poison as would the company nurse Tuberski. I reckon Tuberski was just paying back for my previous vote.

                          Me: Secretary. I see where people are coming from but I use the computer like everyone else.

                          But I like Guynemer's reasoning, its Kalius


                          PS Inter Office memo

                          Please ask Tuberski to attend at midday for his annual appraisal.
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                          • Memo: To all managers

                            I have had complaints from stores that certain people have been misusing their stationery supplies. Can you please ask all of your staff to ensure that any equipment issued to them is put to proper use and can be accounted for if asked. Records will be kept as soon as the stores foreman returns to work, but he seems to be on long-term leave pleading stress and NWN, whatever that may be. Sounds painful.
                            Also ensure that this memo is cascaded to all staff who do not have access to an e-mail account and ask them to report to Monkspider for a new G-mail as soon as possible.

                            duke o' york

                            ---------------------------------

                            Loth as I am to join a docpile, even a nascent one, the stationery materials displayed after the killing of Spikey lead me to suspect the secretary Hercules. The green also leads to the colour of his avatar and to the Emerald Isle. Conclusive enough for LL, but strangely enough for me too.

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                            • The evidence at Hercules sounds resonable...
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                              • More of the usual Mafia game approach I see. Get rid of the two best detectives. See what happened last game.
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