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  • Guynemer
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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    • SnowFire

      JOn Miller
      Jon Miller-
      I AM.CANADIAN
      GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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      • Nuclear Master
        I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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        • Originally posted by Skanky Burns
          Nuclear Master

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          • I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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            • /me thinks Skanky should step into the light and stop resisting his faith.
              Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
              Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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              • I have no clue. And it looks like I was wrong on my last two guesses. So I'll just go with the crowd, and say Guynemer...
                XBox Live: VovanSim
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                • That's eight for Guynemer, and we have only fifteen people left. Jon Miller and Snowfire voted for each other, so there are only five votes left to give to anyone - thus I declare Guynemer toast.
                  Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                  • Originally posted by Skanky Burns

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                    • Tuberski was taken away by Vovan and Jonny, and then DarkCloud staggered into the room from the closest kitchen.

                      "I... can't believe this... I made it myself... and Tuberski...!" and so he slumped to the floor.
                      This is amusing since I was spitting up blood earlier today
                      -->Visit CGN!
                      -->"Production! More Production! Production creates Wealth! Production creates more Jobs!"-Wendell Willkie -1944

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                      • Originally posted by DarkCloud

                        This is amusing since I was spitting up blood earlier today
                        Not a sentence I thought I would ever see constructed by a supposedly sane person.
                        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                        • sorry, I'm on painkilling drugs
                          -->Visit CGN!
                          -->"Production! More Production! Production creates Wealth! Production creates more Jobs!"-Wendell Willkie -1944

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                          • You better be sorry

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                            • Sigh. 'Poly was crashing on me earlier, not that it would have mattered. My vote, irrelevent as it might be, goes to Jon Miller.

                              And it wasn't me, folks. Sorry.
                              "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                              "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                              • Chapter Six

                                Vovan had a revelation when he watched Guynemer plummet.

                                "Ella Green!" he yelped in triumph.

                                Jonny gave him a blank look. "Huh?"

                                "Jon Miller was rambling to me about this girl who jumped down the building, killed herself. He thinks her spectre is the one behind the killings. Nobody remembered her name. She was a gardener, there was a small garden on the roof. She wasn't too good a gardener though..."

                                With this new piece of information rah, head of HR, logged into the computer system to check out on the mysterious gardener.

                                "This is odd", he said. "All information under 'G' has been deleted."

                                The others eyed rah and gjramsey suspiciously.

                                "We can't delete records!" rah defended himself and ramsey. "Whoever did this must've used Kassiopeia's pass code. If the murderer could lock us in, certainly he was able to delete some files too. Look, the modification time - before we found the president's body."

                                Meanwhile, the SMAC LAN game had to be ended prematurily due to a lack of players. Alva, coloured pale and greenish by the sight, stumbled upstairs to inform everyone that SnowFire had been found dead on the floor of yet another toilet, with the usual utensils sticking out of him. He had been stabbed in the chest with what was probably a gardening fork.

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                                Name Position Status
                                1. Hercules Secretary of the President Defenestrated - R3
                                2. Duke o' york Chief Executive Officer Present
                                3. :) Smiley Secretary of the CEO Poisoned - R1
                                4. Kalius Chief Financial Officer Defenestrated - R2
                                5. Theben Accountant Present
                                6. Jonny Accountant Present
                                7. DrSpike Chief Information Officer Staples and pencils - R2
                                8. Jon Miller Helpdesk Present
                                9. Skanky Burns Chief Technical Officer Staples and pencils - R4
                                10. Adagio IT Specialist Present
                                11. Method IT Specialist Present
                                12. SnowFire IT Specialist Staples and pencils - R6
                                13. rah Human Resources Manager Present
                                14. gjramsey Assistant HR Manager Present
                                15. alva Chief Recruiter Present
                                16. Imran Siddiqui Chief of Public Relations Present
                                17. Ljube-ljcvetko PR Consultant Defenestrated - R1
                                18. Guynemer Company Doctor Defenestrated - R5
                                19. Tuberski Company Nurse Defenestrated - R4
                                20. Zopperoni Chief of Marketing Present
                                21. Spaced Cowboy Marketing Advisor Present
                                22. DarkCloud Statistical Analyst Poisoned - R5
                                23. Nuclear Master Security Guard Poisoned - R3
                                24. Vovan Security Guard Present
                                Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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