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Kassiopeia
Last edited by alva; July 1, 2004, 23:53.Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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I always like a good docpile, so I'm tempted to vote forKassiopeia.
But something's telling me to vote for vovan instead, for the reasons I stated earlier.Comment
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Since you do have a point, I will follow your lead, Vovan it is then.Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Chapter Eight and a Half
Far above the clouds, above the toiling people of the Apolyton Corporation, three disgruntled employees came to meet Kassiopeia, their President who they had joined in equally unfortunate circumstances.
"But wait a minute", said Kassiopeia as he saw them, "you aren't dead yet!" Alva realised this and disappeared in a loud "whoosh" back to his still-kicking mortal coil.
The other two, Method and Nuclear Master, were not too miffed about this.
"Regardless, we came here to demand that you reinstate our status as the living", Method demanded. Nuclear Master nodded. "And no hiding it, we know that you're the one pulling the strings. Not only in the company, but on a slightly... larger level."
Kassiopeia scoffed at this. "And what if I refuse?"
"We shall defenestrate you, naturally", Nuclear Master said.
"But there aren't any windows here", noted Kassiopeia. "But I guess I could arrange for that", he said, shrugged, and lo, there was a window next to him. "You won't defenestrate me, though."
"And why not?"
"Because if the story has no author, it can not continue. It will probably cease to exist entirely - no precedence exists, not that I know of. And that's as good as not existing at all."
"We'll continue the story ourselves."
"You don't know who the Mafia are."
"If you won't tell us we'll defenestrate you."
"I tire of this conversation", said Kassiopeia, and stopped writing this madness.Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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You may have won the battle Kass! And you have won the war also!
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I propose we defenstrate Nuclear Master then.
Kassi was kind enough to provide a window for us, and it would be a terrible waste for that creation not to be used.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Although I suspect vovan, I'm going to vote for alva, because his jumping aboard a brand new docpile is suspicious mafia-esque behaviour.
And Kass, as acting head honcho of Apolyton Inc, then I would ask you to kindly desist from making my character use such atrocious puns in future.
Yours faithfully,
duke o' york
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10. Adagio IT Specialist Present
11. Method IT Specialist Staples and pencils - R8
12. SnowFire IT Specialist Staples and pencils - R6
20. Zopperoni Chief of Marketing Present
9. Skanky Burns Chief Technical Officer Staples and pencils - R4
7. DrSpike Chief Information Officer Staples and pencils - R2
First he tries to kill all those chiefs of something, except for Zopperoni... the he kills all IT Specialist... probably with me as next victim
He's probably just trying to frame Zopperoni, so my vote goes to Vovan as last time...This space is empty... or is it?Comment
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well gee, I am sure there is a clue in there somewhere that points to a killer, so Vovan it isComment
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
I propose we defenstrate Nuclear Master then.
Kassi was kind enough to provide a window for us, and it would be a terrible waste for that creation not to be used.
Can't we just be friends?
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