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  • Chapter Four

    The ballot was counted, and this time it was Hercules' turn get thrown out of the window. Hercules gave them several pass codes, but none of them worked. The others got tired of this, noted that they could guess too and off he went, hurtling down the length of the Apolyton building until he met the crushing embrace of tarmac.

    Skanky Burns, Method, Snowfire and Adagio were back at their game of SMAC. Method was moving his pieces and the two latter were negotiating a pact to crush Skanky's faction, while Mr. Burns himself decided to take the break to his advantage and drop by in the toilet. Alone.

    When it was Skanky Burns' turn his faction would remain silent, and the three other players searched the basement floors for him. Finally they looked in the toilet, and found an all-too familiar sight: stapled, pencils stuck in the ears, throat slashed. However, the nature of the mysterious weapon was discovered - a pair of bloody gardening scissors was on the floor next to Skanky's body.

    "Maybe he heard us and we almost caught him, so the killer had to leave that here", Method speculated.

    "He didn't need these with Kassiopeia, though, and the building is full of pairs of scissors anyway... but gardening scissors? Inside an office?" SnowFire pondered.

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    Name Position Status
    1. Hercules Secretary of the President Defenestrated - R3
    2. Duke o' york Chief Executive Officer Present
    3. :) Smiley Secretary of the CEO Poisoned - R1
    4. Kalius Chief Financial Officer Defenestrated - R2
    5. Theben Accountant Present
    6. Jonny Accountant Present
    7. DrSpike Chief Information Officer Staples and pencils - R2
    8. Jon Miller Helpdesk Present
    9. Skanky Burns Chief Technical Officer Staples and pencils - R4
    10. Adagio IT Specialist Present
    11. Method IT Specialist Present
    12. SnowFire IT Specialist Present
    13. rah Human Resources Manager Present
    14. gjramsey Assistant HR Manager Present
    15. alva Chief Recruiter Present
    16. Imran Siddiqui Chief of Public Relations Present
    17. Ljube-ljcvetko PR Consultant Defenestrated - R1
    18. Guynemer Company Doctor Present
    19. Tuberski Company Nurse Present
    20. Zopperoni Chief of Marketing Present
    21. Spaced Cowboy Marketing Advisor Present
    22. DarkCloud Statistical Analyst Present
    23. Nuclear Master Security Guard Poisoned - R3
    24. Vovan Security Guard Present
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    • Huh, keeping a low profile didn't help him any...

      I suspect Tuberski, because like Hercules said, there's a type of orchid called "Tubercled Orchid". So that goes well with the whole garden scissors thing...
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      • The killer used cyanide to poison his victims in the past, the chemical formula for which is CN. Thus, I suspect the Company Nurse, Tuberski.

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        • I suspect Tuberski becuase I want to get him replaced by a hot female nurse

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          • Tuberski, for all the reasons already stated.

            But especially Jon Miller's.
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            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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            • Tuberski

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              • Gardening scissors? Hmmm... that is interesting. I'm going to guess Tuberski for the reasons I've stated above, plus gardening scissors may be more useful to a doctor than regular office staff.
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                • My vote still goes to Tuberski the nurse...
                  This space is empty... or is it?

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                  • They say it is bad to speak ill of the dead, so I say "Nice try," Skanky. This whole "getting killed" tactic isn't going to stop me from p0wnzering all your bases.

                    Anyway, Tuberski for reasons stated in last round, as well as Method's innovative approach.

                    Edit: On a serious note, if Kass ever drops any clues which one of us SMAC players is playing the Gaians, that might look suspicious, what with the gardening scissors. Not that he will now that he knows we're looking for it, but whatever.
                    All syllogisms have three parts.
                    Therefore this is not a syllogism.

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                    • Hmm....out of the blue, I think I change the current wave and vote for Tuberski
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                      • Well, Tuberski's already a dead man, so why stop the docpile now?
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                        • Jamski

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                          • Aren't you dead?
                            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                            • Yes.

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                              • The evidence sure does point towards Tuberski... but then again, why do I even bother voting? It seems that by the time I get here the docpile is already over anyway.

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