2016 Fantasy Football

[Ben Kenobi]

You know what? **** you Spaced.

Melvin Gordon goes down with a hip injury. AND Thomas is out. AND my LB is out too. Glad I caught that complete bull**** before they played.

You've pissed rainbows all year, could be 10-4 with a losing points record.

[Ben Kenobi]

And it looks like Brees is injured. Wow. **** you Spaced. I can't compete with that **** rainbow.

Lost QB1, RB1, RB2, WR1, WR2 all right before the ****ing playoffs.

[Berzerker]

praying for a shootout and good weather in Boston tomorrow

[SlowwHand]

You'll win. Congrats. I picked the wrong horses.

[Spaced Cowboy]

And it looks like Brees is injured. Wow. **** you Spaced. I can't compete with that **** rainbow.

Lost QB1, RB1, RB2, WR1, WR2 all right before the ****ing playoffs.

Not sure how your bad luck has anything to do with me. Is Brees injured? That would be bad for me as I have him as my started in my worked ($25 to enter) league aka the only one that is for reals.

[-Jrabbit]

This might be the lowest-scoring week of fantasy football we've ever seen. Certainly one of the worst in the past 5 years.

Going into MNF, only 2 QBs managed 40+ fantasy points in Poly - Simien and Rogers. Three of the top 5 QBs in week 14 (Simien, Bradford, Wentz) are free agents. With Brady and Flacco still to play, only 3 QBs had 3 TD passes, and only 2 managed 300 yards this week.

Overall: across the 4 leagues I play in (38 teams, all with similar scoring systems), there are only 3 teams in "green" numbers (beating projections). One in Poly - Deviations. And 23 of those 38 teams (60.5%) are projected to finish with under 130 points.

Brutal.

[rah]

And I continued my skid of only winning 1 of my last 6 games to miss the playoffs after looking like an almost sure thing.
But that's why we play the games. I'll be back for more punishment next year.

[Ming]

And I continued my skid of only winning 1 of my last 6 games to miss the playoffs after looking like an almost sure thing.
But that's why we play the games. I'll be back for more punishment next year.

While you may have lost, you still have a chance if Demon losses to Zopp. You just need LeGarrette Blount and Z. Orr to score 14 points for Zopp and you are in.

[rah]

The way my luck has been going.
I won't hold my breath.
I expect Blount will do a Gordon.

I'm expecting them to do a 13.9

[Ben Kenobi]

Not sure how your bad luck has anything to do with me. Is Brees injured? That would be bad for me as I have him as my started in my worked ($25 to enter) league aka the only one that is for reals.

Your whole year has been like that. You actually have a negative matchup - meaning you have a greater than 50 percent chance of losing every match you played. Every team plays you and ****s the bed.

****, with Brees injured, I'm out my first four picks. This has to be my worst fantasy year for injuries. Really.

[Ben Kenobi]

Picks were Adrian Peterson (Round 1), Brees (Round 2), Allen (Round 3).

Since then I saved my season. Stewart (Round 4), Fitz (Round 7), Demarius (Round 5), Walker (Round 6), Cousins (Round 8), Gordon (Round 9), Ryan (Round 13), Snead (Round 14).

Waiver wire Trash that's started all year for me:

Vinatieri, Thomas, West, Wallace, Britt and Rudolph. Not to mention my entire D. With Gordon out that would make 12.

[Ben Kenobi]

Winners of the draft this year:

Round 1: Rabbits - David Johnson
Round 2: Electric Slide Jedi. Drew Brees.
Round 3: Rabbits - Leshaun McCoy.
Round 4: Muffed Puns - Mike Evans.
Round 5: Rabbits - Latavius Murray
Round 6: Omaha Stakes - Jeremy Hill
Round 7: Electric Slide Jedi - Larry Fitzgerald
Round 8: Electric Slide Jedi - Kirk Cousins
Round 9: Electric Slide Jedi - Melvin Gordon
Round 10:Berzerker - Derek Carr
Round 11eviations - Emmanuel Sanders
Round 12:Berzerker - Michael Crabtree
Round 13:Electric Slide Jedi - Matt Ryan
Round 14:Nimrods - LeGarrette Blount
Round 15:Omaha Stakes - Isaiah Crowell
Round 16:Electric Slide Jedi - Darren Sproles (best cut player on a team!)
Round 17:Berzerker - Tevon Coleman
Round 18:Nimrods - Steve Smith Sr.
Round 19:*****es Be Crazy - Pierre Garcon
Round 20:Rabbits - Bobby Wagner
Round 21:Rabbits - Michael Thomas - NO (best cut player on a team!)
Round 22eviations - Jason Pierre Paul

[rah]

Thanks Zopp, I back into the playoffs. My team still sucks but I'm in the running. You can win unless you're in.

[-Jrabbit]

Yahoo lineup change functionality has returned.

Good luck to all in the playoffs!

[Berzerker]

I snuck into the consolation bracket with a 2 game win streak