Apolyton Fantasy Football (not soccer damnit)

[Al B. Sure!]

Wow I just looked at the guy I'm playing. This no joke is his team:

QB: Roethlisberger D, Nick Foles, Tim Tebow
RB: McGahee O, Fred Jackson Q, Michael Turner
WR: Dwayne Bowe Q, Donnie Avery Q, Desean Jackson, Davone Bess, Torrey Smith, Antonio Brown Q, Julio Jones Q, Nate Washington
TE: Antonio Gates
D/ST: Bears ()

He has literally nothing but the Bears D.


A win/loss is actually moot now that I look at the standings. I'm half a game (due to a tie) behind the team I play for the last game of the fantasy regular season. Next week is for the first round bye; this week's outcome is irrelevant.

[Donegeal]

Yea, yea, happy thanksgiving. There, can we move on the more important things like Fantasy Football?

Weakly Question 12:

RB: Need 2
J.Parmele (Jac) v Ten - Ten has been very nice to RB this season and that trend should continue.
B.Wells (Ari) v Stl - Beenie is back! Should be the prime ball carrier now that he's back from injury; but is he worth a start? In my poor collection of RBs, he might.
B.Brown (Phi) v Car - I tried to get Hillman (Den) but since my average team keeps winning, I was on the bottom of the WW. With Phi season done for, I think they keep McCoy on the side lines the rest of the season and this might be my best pick-up, plus, Carolina is not the best D.

WR: Starting my Moore's (Lance and Denarius) already, so I need 1 of these three
J.Jones (GB) @ NYG - Currently slated as my WR3, but has been losing targets to Cobb and Nelson is back full this week.
M.Floyd (SD) v Bal - Nice to have someone like D.Alexander stepping up as WR2 on SD, but this is nuts! I think Floyd has been replaced as WR1!
A.Hernandez (NE) @ NYJ - Gronk is down! Is Hernandez back? Will he be Brady's leading man or will he just go back to the role he had before his injury?

[-Jrabbit]

Wells and Brown, Hernandez if he's active.

[Koyaanisqatsi]

More DST.
Deviations 184.20
Savage Hammers 184.33

Wow, just logged in and saw this one flipped back to me on a stat correction days later. Haven't had that happen before.

[snoopy369]

Parmele and Brown, if McCoy doesn't play. Hernandez if he does, otherwise Jones.

[Berzerker]

2nd that

floyd aint flashy but he's steady so he'd be my next in line

[Jonny]

Wow, just logged in and saw this one flipped back to me on a stat correction days later. Haven't had that happen before.

And so my bad luck continues... the worst record in the league (1-10 woo!), but 5 teams have scored less than me. I should have a mediocre record, not a bad one, dangit!

[-Jrabbit]

Sucks when that happens. Time to finish strong and dash someone's playoff hopes.

Aspire to mediocrity!

[Berzerker]

knock off a contender and others will luv u long time

[Ben Kenobi]

I love auction league. Currently 28/30 defenses are owned. Only Washington and Tampa Bay are not.

Washington *forever alone*.

[Ben Kenobi]

Hey Vernon, don't let the door hit your *** on the way out. I gots me a real TE now.

[-Jrabbit]

I love auction league. Currently 28/30 defenses are owned. Only Washington and Tampa Bay are not.

Washington *forever alone*.

30 defenses are owned by 10 teams? Seriously? That's bizarre.

I own Chicago and only Chicago. I added another backup defense on Chicago's bye. Then discarded them. Period.

[Al B. Sure!]

What else is bizarre is Washington and Tampa are doubtfully the worst D's. In D/ST, they're 22nd and 13th on the season.

People seriously have Jacksonville, Buffalo, Kansas City, Oakland, Tennessee, and New Orleans rostered? I mean what is KC giving up a game? 30 points to opposing offenses?

I doubt Ben's veracity.

[snoopy369]

Yeah, no, there are 9 unowned D's. The six you mentioned, Ben's 2, and Indy.

[-Jrabbit]

Auction League Defenses, as of today:

1 - Jrabbit (Chicago)
1 - Kenobi (San Diego)
2 - Flashtastics (Carolina, Philly)
2 - Guynemer (Miami, New England)
2 - WhatCanIGet4$10 (Cincy, Pittsburgh)
1 - snoopy369 (Atlanta)
2 - Dreadnoughts (Houston, Detroit)
2 - Shanghai (Baltimore, Arizona)
2 - Berz (St Louis San Fran)
3 - Jaguar (Denver, NYJets, Minnesota)
2 - Rogue (Seattle, Dallas)
3 - Fred's Fins (Cleveland, Greeen Bay NYGiants)

Confirming snoop's count: that's 23.