Apolyton Fantasy Football

[Al B. Sure!]

My point is, Wayne, Nicks, and Bowe, (and lesserly Boldin), were among the top WR's taken off the board and Best is in their company in receptions, receiving yards, and touchdowns, even before considering his rushing numbers.

[-Jrabbit]

I agree, he's off to a good start this year. But making that point by comparing him to WRs that are off to disappointing starts is just weak.

[Berzerker]

any chance we could make all the leagues "publicly viewable"?

seconded

Berz has been trying to trade Vick in IDP, and hasn't found any takers yet.

I cant remember making any offers

[Al B. Sure!]

I agree, he's off to a good start this year. But making that point by comparing him to WRs that are off to disappointing starts is just weak.

Jahvid Best is also a vampire.

[-Jrabbit]

Jahvid Best is also a vampire.

Good thing he plays most of his games indoors or at night. Always bench vampires when they're playing in the sun.

[Al B. Sure!]

Good thing he plays most of his games indoors or at night. Always bench vampires when they're playing in the sun.

And when they play on turf, apparently.

Look at his teeth!

[SlowwHand]

You're very strange, Al. Extremely. I'm not just talking trash at you. This is a keen observation.

[Al B. Sure!]

Jahvid Best has vampire teeth. You can see it yourself!

That photo is not doctored. Here, look at his teeth in this video!

[SlowwHand]

You have way too much time on your hands; but you know this, don't you?

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Consider this advance documentation of my impending Red Sox-like collapse. Current standings:

Poly IDP

1. Deviations 3-0-0 1.000 560.58 462.49 W-3 9 4
2. Calamitous Intent 3-0-0 1.000 522.36 424.65 W-3 6 3
3. Random Encounter 2-1-0 .667 476.17 432.43 W-2 10 1
4. A Dead Horse 2-1-0 .667 465.78 404.10 L-1 4 4
5. Mountain Goats 2-1-0 .667 464.70 453.01 W-1 2 3
6. Dallas Dwarf Tossers 2-1-0 .667 438.44 439.82 L-1 11 6
7. Hairball Express 2-1-0 .667 406.88 406.22 W-1 7 5
8. berz 1-2-0 .333 406.95 476.77 L-1 8 20
9. Ice Hawks 1-2-0 .333 385.88 426.12 W-1 1 1
10. Vicious Rabbits 0-3-0 .000 457.23 524.00 L-3 12 9
11. Electric Slide Jedi 0-3-0 .000 425.26 517.49 L-3 3 18
12. Forte's Firemen 0-3-0 .000 380.55 423.68 L-3 5 2

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Poly DST

1. Deviations 3-0-0 1.000 542.69 394.32 W-3 6 5
2. Youth Rights Knights 3-0-0 1.000 427.45 365.12 W-3 4 1
3. Mountain Goats 3-0-0 1.000 380.19 320.14 W-3 8 2
4. Purple Drank 2-1-0 .667 428.51 388.50 W-1 13 5
5. Dallas Dwarf Tossers 2-1-0 .667 368.94 282.93 W-1 7 2
6. Chester's Tailors 1-2-0 .333 378.58 356.73 L-1 2 2
7. Berz 1-2-0 .333 364.43 375.96 L-1 5 10
8. The Flashtastics 1-2-0 .333 362.54 364.17 L-1 11 6
9. Spazz Monkeys 1-2-0 .333 352.00 488.95 L-2 9 3
10. I'm Thinking RBs 1-2-0 .333 344.76 418.89 W-1 12 13
11. Quarterback AllStars 1-2-0 .333 328.24 351.68 L-1 14 3
12. The Mighty Drizzle 1-2-0 .333 327.64 378.47 W-1 1 -
13. Calamitous Intent 1-2-0 .333 322.74 366.44 L-2 3 4
14. Savage Hammers 0-3-0 .000 383.61 460.02 L-3 10 3

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Poly Salary Cap:

1 Deviations 332.79
2 Dallas Dwarf Tossers 296.74
3 Mingapulcos 273.84
4 RAH's Crappy pix 267.58
5 Vicious Rabbits 264.80
6 Demoncaps 263.80
7 Ice Hawks 259.84
8 berz 250.64
9 Meh 242.69
10 A Dead Horse 242.39
11 ajhebelteam 240.94
12 RB's RBs 226.17
13 Da Boyz 223.29
14 Four Racks 208.58
15 U Jealous 205.41
16 the youngest of them all 198.03
17 Ramsey's team 189.94

[-Jrabbit]

Wow, your scoring in D/ST League is particularly awesome.

Good idea to document this.

[Al B. Sure!]

Hightower is definitely the guy in Washington. And, barring injuries, I really can't see Vick cracking my lineup with Stafford playing the way he is now. I needed RB help, I got it. I'm happy with the trade.

*cough*

[Al B. Sure!]

Ryan Torain has 75 yards and a score in the half. Your boy Hightower has 22 yards Hightower is a #1 RB on what planet?

And I won't even say anything about Stafford vs. Vick at this point.

[Al B. Sure!]

I was right about Gaffney and Donald Jones (oh, so right about Donald Jones) last week, so here, Ben, for you:

My mid-week (subject to change by Sunday) lottery picks for deep sleeper WRs who will have good days: OAK Jacoby Ford (who was probably drafted in all leagues but likely was cut after 22 yards in Week 1 and nothing since) as a potential boom player, DAL Laurent Robinson, and TEN Damien Williams, who is a risky play given his limited upside (he's the possession type so probably won't give you more than 70 yards and a possible score or may not show up at all since this will be his first real action off the bench; more of a stash and watch guy). Events and news between now and Sunday may necessitate a change in my picks.

Though I still do like Gaffney as a conservative play this week against a crippled St. Louis secondary (I like him better than Robinson and especially D. Williams). Donald Jones not so much against a stingy Cincinnati secondary that has done a good job in shutting down WR's but is susceptible to TE's... as an aside, I think this week will be a good test to determine if this prolific Buffalo offense is for real or has just benefited from defensively weak opponents.

Hey, Ben, did you listen to my advice?

Laurent Robinson already has 110 yards and Damien Williams has a score. Can't wait to see how Gaffney and Jacoby Ford do.

[Ben Kenobi]

I did. I dropped Torain.

Great job, Albert. Goddamn.