NHL Playoffs

[Ben Kenobi]

That logic is incomprehensible. Wouldn't the implication, if anything, that she didn't do so well?

Well what is Ben Kenobi's goal in life? Get married, have kids. Stay married, and get old with the gal who he loves. What exactly do you have to contribute? Sex with a woman once, that went so badly that you've turned off women altogether? You're a cautionary tale, Asher.

As for the argument that you believe that it was all her fault that you are now gay, I find amusing as hell. If that were the case, there are plenty of fish in the sea. No, I suspect that you know why it didn't work out for you and that you've made the choices you have based on that encounter.

As for me, if I want advice on my love life, why wouldn't I just talk to the people who are really in the know? Y'know actual *gals*.

[Ben Kenobi]

Ben, Are you saying that gay men can't be good lovers where women are concerned?

I'm a historian. Do I go to Nazis to learn about Jews? No. Do I go to a gay man who's expressed previous revulsion of women for advice to make love to them? Hardly.

I'd rather go to someone who's been married and stayed married. You know, someone like you. Or perhaps actually go to women and talk to them and find out what they like. *That* makes much more sense.

I know you, rah, and you are far to classy to say anything about your wife in a negative fashion here on the board. Then you have asher who's very frank about how she did not live up to his expectations. What do you think that teaches me about how to properly teach women?

[Asher]

Well what is Ben Kenobi's goal in life? Get married, have kids. Stay married, and get old with the gal who he loves. What exactly do you have to contribute? Sex with a woman once, that went so badly that you've turned off women altogether? You're a cautionary tale, Asher.

It's fascinating that this is how you would interpret the situation.

As for the argument that you believe that it was all her fault that you are now gay, I find amusing as hell. If that were the case, there are plenty of fish in the sea. No, I suspect that you know why it didn't work out for you and that you've made the choices you have based on that encounter.

As for me, if I want advice on my love life, why wouldn't I just talk to the people who are really in the know? Y'know actual *gals*.

That's not my argument either.

My argument is I've always been gay, but I'm open minded so I wouldn't know for sure until I tried it.

I've had sex with infinitely more women than you have or ever will have. That should make you suicidal. Please.

FWIW, I've only ever had one SO and I've been with him for over eight years now. Maybe you'd do well to take some advice from me.

[Asher]

Then you have asher who's very frank about how she did not live up to his expectations.

You ****ing idiot. She was fine. I was making a mockery out of your argument, you tool.

[Ben Kenobi]

I've had sex with infinitely more women than you have or ever will have. That should make you suicidal. Please.

Because 1 > 0? Oh Asher. You are so adorable.

FWIW, I've only ever had one SO and I've been with him for over eight years now. Maybe you'd do well to take some advice from me.

Oddly, the only one who feels the need to brag about his relationship here on poly, is you Asher. You really think that an 8 year relationship is at all exceptional here on Poly? Why would I bother talking to you, over say rah?

[Ben Kenobi]

We should make a wager. Does rah have more to contribute from just the Nixon administration?

[Asher]

Because 1 > 0? Oh Asher. You are so adorable.

Oddly, the only one who feels the need to brag about his relationship here on poly, is you Asher. You really think that an 8 year relationship is at all exceptional here on Poly? Why would I bother talking to you, over say rah?

If I had a relationship longer than that, it'd have been illegal.

I'm sure rah would dispense sage advice about relationships, where did I ever say otherwise?

I am far more successful than you are on every front imaginable. You would do well to listen.

[Asher]

We should make a wager. Does rah have more to contribute from just the Nixon administration?

What the ****?

God, you are pathetic. I cannot emphasize that enough. I'm not saying this to troll, I'm not saying this to be mean. You are truly completely pitiful and pathetic. If you weren't a terrible man, I would pity you.

[Ben Kenobi]

I am far more successful than you are on every front imaginable.

[citation needed]

Let me ask you a question. What do you think I want out of life, Asher? Do you think that if I could trade my life at present with yours that I would be happy in your shoes? How high do you think sleeping with a woman once would be on that list?

[Asher]

I'm not sure you're bright enough to want anything more out of life than a thorough brainwashing.

[Fistandantilus]

This thread is quality

[Ben Kenobi]

I'm not sure you're bright enough to want anything more out of life than a thorough brainwashing.

Another question, if I could trade my life with anyone here on Poly, do you think you'd be in the top 10?

[Asher]

As I said, your judgment is remarkably poor. Who cares who you would pick?

[Ben Kenobi]

As I said, your judgment is remarkably poor. Who cares who you would pick?

I have quite a few friends here. Why you think you are one of them amuses me. I'm still not sure what you have to offer that any of them cannot do for me is a bit of a shock.

I wouldn't expect you to take my advice on anything because your values are very different then mine. Yet, somehow you think that your advice would be helpful and beneficial to me.

Would it not be more likely that it would be the opposite? Your life is not my life for a reason, because we are different people.

[Asher]

I have quite a few friends here. Why you think you are one of them amuses me.

Who the **** would come off with the impression that I think you are a friend?

****ing hell, Ben.