AHL- Apolyton Hockey League III-- Olympic edition

[Ben Kenobi]

You know Iginla is a far better play than Burrows, you just aren't man enough to admit you were very, very wrong about many, many things.

Well then.

You should have no problems with the straight up bet. If in fact Iggy is a 'far better player', it should be a walk in the park for you.

[Ben Kenobi]

with a 2pt lead

Vancouver Canucks 84
Colorado Avalanche 80

Yes, the domain of reality, I see.

sociopathic
psychopathic
a pathological liar
delusional
gay

I am very gay. My team just pulled off it's biggest comeback in years to keep their lead on the division over the hated Avs. This has been an awesome day.

[Asher]

Well then.

You should have no problems with the straight up bet. If in fact Iggy is a 'far better player', it should be a walk in the park for you.

As long as the player is actually playing, yes.

That's why the stakes were so strong (your banishment from all hockey threads). I'm 100% confident if both players play, Iginla would outproduce Burrows as he has...forever.

The problem is I'm not going to make such a high-stakes bet with room for random chance. Hell, I wouldn't put it past you to pull a Tonya Harding and injure Iginla just to win the bet. You're that ****ed up.

If you don't shoot up a daycare by the time you're 40, I will be extremely ****ing surprised.

[Asher]

Vancouver Canucks 84
Colorado Avalanche 80

Yes, the domain of reality, I see.

That's my bad, the TSN standings didn't update Vancouver's points til a few minutes ago so it didn't count tonight's 2 points when I first checked.

4 point lead with 16 games to go, not 2 point lead with 17 games to go. Because that makes ALL THE DIFFERENCE. You're right, they've DEFINITELY clinched it now. ********.

[Asher]

I am very gay.

QFT.

[Ben Kenobi]

I wouldn't put it past you to pull a Tonya Harding and injure Iginla just to win the bet.

I know kung fu.

[Asher]

I know kung fu.

So now you've fallen back to Plan B..."I'm not serious".

No, Ben, you never are.

[Ben Kenobi]

Seriously asher, this is the best entertainment ever.

[Asher]

Is that what this is all about?

You're just trying to get my attention? Get me to notice you?

For **** sakes dude, go to a rest stop and get laid. It ain't gonna happen with me.

[Ben Kenobi]

I should be asking you the same question.

[Asher]

I'm the one begging and pleading for you to **** off and never return, and trying to get the mods to ban you for shattering humanity's expectation of stupidity.

And let's get one thing 'straight' here:
1) I am bigger than you
2) I am stronger than you
3) I am smarter than you
4) I am more masculine than you

If I wanted you, I'd have had you by now. It's just how the world works.

[Ben Kenobi]

4) I am more masculine than you

You **** men.

By that definition Madonna is the most masculine person around.

If I wanted you, I'd have had you by now.

What on earth makes you think this?

[Asher]

You **** men.

By that definition Madonna is the most masculine person around.

Madonna doesn't **** men, she gets ****ed by men. Men are the ****ers, men who **** men are the supreme****ers. Biology 101.

Besides, masculinity isn't defined by sexual activity. If it was, your complete and perpetual lack of sexuality would mean you are gender-ambiguous (which admittedly is quite plausible given the pictures I've seen of you)

What on earth makes you think this?

It's how the world works, Ben.

[Ben Kenobi]

And you say I'm delusional.

So you honestly believe that if you truly wanted to sleep with me that I'd have you?

Besides, masculinity isn't defined by sexual activity.

So how is masculinity defined?

If it was, your complete and perpetual lack of sexuality would mean you are gender-ambiguous (which admittedly is quite plausible given the pictures I've seen of you)

So if you aren't having sex you have no sexuality? That's a pretty silly definition. I thought it was all about desires not the act.

[Asher]

And you say I'm delusional.

So you honestly believe that if you truly wanted to sleep with me that I'd have you?

No, I'd have you.

You wouldn't have a choice in the matter.

So how is masculinity defined?

Leave it to Ben to ask how men are to behave...

So if you aren't having sex you have no sexuality? That's a pretty silly definition.

I thought so, too. Which is why I ridiculed you for it.