Fantasy Football Discussion II

[Ben Kenobi]

I feel your pain.

[EPW]

"Play every team every week" meme

Week 10

"+" and "-" in parenthesis indicate difference from actual standings.

Team	Wins	Loses	Last Week
1. Teh Peeled Bananas	96	34	9-4
2. Belichick Magnets(+)	90	40	11-2
3. Dallas Dwarf Tossers(-)	85	45	7-6
4. Forte's Firemen(+2)	84	46	10-3
5. Topeka Twisters(+2)	72	58	13-0
6. Mountain Goats(-2)	71	59	1-12
7. Jedibolts(-2)	70	60	3-10
8. Vicious Rabbits(+3)	68	62	4-9
9. Detroit Deity Duo(+3)	64	66	12-1
10.Deviations(-2)	63	67	8-5
11.Hairball Express(+2)	51	79	5-8
12.Calamitous Intent(-3)	49	81	6-7
13.Da Boyz(-3)	40	90	0-13
14.The Priapic Love WoW	7	123	2-11

[SlowwHand]

Excellent night for Ricky Williams.

[Ben Kenobi]

I haven't had a week under 120. Me and slowwy are the only ones who can say so.

I just need my performers to show up for once.

[Ben Kenobi]

Big Tuna week 12 picks.

7-7 over the last two weeks. 3-4 and 4-3. Not coincidentally I lost both weeks.

Marquee matchup.

JediBolts (5) vs Slowwy (2)

The matchup of the week. Once again I face a two seed, and the Phins with just Ricky Williams. I am going to predict that the Bolts tear into Denver like small Japanese men eat hotdogs. If for no other reason than that allows me to predict that I will win. Ben Kenobi

Teh Peeled Bananas (1) vs Calamitous Intent (14)

Ronnie Brown is out, but I still can't see them losing this. Calamitous Intent drop another game here.

Forte's Fireman vs Deity Dude

Really need the firemen to lose it. He has an amazing team but every week they underacheive. This week won't be any different but they should still win. Snoopy, in a tight one.

Da Boys vs Vicious Rabbits

This week is an even week, so... Da Boys will win, after a good night from Cutler, good as Washington actually has a not to bad pass defense. They just stink at stopping the run game.

Belichick Magnets vs Hairball express.

Another match where I need an upset. I'd love to see Hairball express win, but I don't think they have the horses. Belichick Magnet.

Topeka Twisters vs Mountain Goats.

I'd really rather Jag win this, but I'm not sold on that offense as a whole. I'm going to call an upset for Jag here. McNabb is overdue for a good game, and the Bears don't have that great of a pass d.

Priapic Love Wow vs Deviations.

Deviations finally starting to live up to their promise. This is my prediction for Blowout of the week. Deviations.

[EPW]

Looks like I'm going to lose.

[-Jrabbit]

You have Schaub and several others remaining -- and none of Guy's guys have turned in an exceptional day.

Whiner.

[EPW]

Nah, it's over. I have no confidence in my remaining guys, except Schaub.

Hopefully Slowwy and the Magnets will lose too.

[-Jrabbit]

As Commish, I should assign you a loss just for giving up.

Before this, I didn't care. But now I hope you do lose.

[OzzyKP]

Interesting chart, EPW. Here is the same thing for the forgotten/neglected league:

"+" and "-" in parenthesis indicate difference from actual standings.

Team	Wins	Loses	Last Week
1. Youth Rights Knights (+4)	68	22	8-1
2. Flashtastics	60	30	7-2
3. Deviations(-2)	58	32	4-5
4. Future Champions(-1)	54	36	9-0
5. Mountain Goats(+2)	45	45	5-4
6. Berz(-2)	40	50	6-3
7. Spazz Monkeys(+1)	37	53	3-6
8. Hairball Express(-2)	36	54	2-7
9. Dallas Dwarf Tossers	32	58	1-8
10.Cutler's Crew	18	72	0-9

"Play every team every week" chart

So is the moral of the story that I'm getting screwed by bad luck in the way we score this?

[EPW]

As Commish, I should assign you a loss just for giving up.

Before this, I didn't care. But now I hope you do lose.

Your just mad about how our trade turned out.

[-Jrabbit]

The moral of the story is that the real game is in the timing of matchups -- having your big weeks when you need them, squeaking out a win when your team is subpar, etc. It's basically a Luck Chart.

[EPW]

I need around 40 points out of Olsen, Akers, Cole, and Cushing to give Schaub a reasonable shot on Monday. I guess it's not impossible.

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Interesting chart, EPW. Here is the same thing for the forgotten/neglected league:

"+" and "-" in parenthesis indicate difference from actual standings.

Team	Wins	Loses	Last Week
1. Youth Rights Knights (+4)	68	22	8-1
2. Flashtastics	60	30	7-2
3. Deviations(-2)	58	32	4-5
4. Future Champions(-1)	54	36	9-0
5. Mountain Goats(+2)	45	45	5-4
6. Berz(-2)	40	50	6-3
7. Spazz Monkeys(+1)	37	53	3-6
8. Hairball Express(-2)	36	54	2-7
9. Dallas Dwarf Tossers	32	58	1-8
10.Cutler's Crew	18	72	0-9

"Play every team every week" chart

So is the moral of the story that I'm getting screwed by bad luck in the way we score this?

If it makes you feel any better, I'm probably going to lose to the last place team this week with almost 150pts.

[Ben Kenobi]

Wow, 5 TDs, none of them going to Touchdown Jesus. Thank you Farve!

LT actually won his matchup against All Day. I'm up by 10, but he's got Celek and a defender remaining. Could be close.

2 rush TDs for Carson Palmer? Damn, that's insane.