Ben Kenobi Virginity Pool.

[RGBVideo]

i'm betting that 25-30, he'll commit suicide over said reason before he has sex

2nd option, 30-35, completely hammered + prostitutes

3rd option, 25-30, muhammad el abdullah uses BK to remind him of his child harem when in prison

[Riesstiu IV]

Seriously? I don't get why the folks here don't find her attractive.

That wasn't what I was getting at. I'm saying that after you knock Amy Grant out with the chloroform rag, you'll most likely beat the demons out of her before sexing up her unconscious, broken body.

[Jon Miller]

I know where I live there are no "good" girls looking for a guy who is saving themselves. . They expect a man to know what he's doing in the bedroom.

Actually, this appears to be generally true. Even of virgins.

And I should be in on this, but I don't like the options.

JM

[Caligastia]

I guess threads that blatantly attack other posters are considered perfectly kosher at Apolyton these days...

[Dis]

It's not an attack, just good fun. Feel free to do a virginity thread on me if you want. I am a virgin you know.

[Riesstiu IV]

Ben isn't really considered a human being though so its okay.

[Jon Miller]

This is obviously joking. If it was by a serious poster, I would probably have censored it.

JM

[Dis]

That wasn't what I was getting at. I'm saying that after you knock Amy Grant out with the chloroform rag, you'll most likely beat the demons out of her before sexing up her unconscious, broken body.

why would you beat the demons out of her. demons make a chick more wild in bed.

[RGBVideo]

I guess threads that blatantly attack other posters are considered perfectly kosher at Apolyton these days...

yeah, this is really evil considering BK must feel pretty depressed over this by now

but since the thread wasn't locked, i felt like placing my bets in

[Caligastia]

I probably don't come here often enough to know the in-jokes, but it does seem that a lot of the jibes at Ben are mean-spirited.

[Jon Miller]

I know that others are really depressed about it, BK, I think isn't.

Unless that is causing his denial/lying/etc.

JM

[Ben Kenobi]

Most of her work is highly regarded, Ben.

I'll have to check it out then. Thanks Slowwy!

[Riesstiu IV]

Ben never seems angry or depressed. Ben is Ben.

[rah]

I have been here for awhile and even I thought this was a bit mean-spirited.

[duke o' york]

Cali, he probably hasn't lectured you about sex before marriage yet. He means well, but more often than not his preaching is far from welcome.

[edit]For the recipients, I mean, rather than the forum as a whole, although one or two might have something to say about that. I like Ben, but try to avoid discussing religion with him, because I have already decided I'm an atheist (probably that Catholic education...). He knows a lot of worthwhile stuff if you're happy to let him have his beliefs while you have yours.[/edit]