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    Ben Kenobi Virginity Pool.

    All bets are on concerning the age, place, and who with!

    Age:
    30 - 35
    36 - 40
    41 - 45
    56 - 50
    51 - 55
    56 - 60
    61 - 65
    66 - 70
    71 - 75
    76 - 80
    81 - 85
    86 - 90
    91 - 95
    96 - 100

    Place:
    alley
    trailer Park
    elementary school
    prison
    African missionary village
    senior center
    psychiatric institution
    graveyard
    parent's basement
    sewer

    Who:
    dead hooker
    farm animal
    closeted baptist minister
    blind single mother with a club foot.
    a relative
    mail order bride from Chechnya
    a blowup doll
    Christian rock singer Amy Grant + chloroform rag
    Fred Phelps
    Republican congressman

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    My vote is on 46 - 50, alley, and dead Hooker.
    Last edited by Riesstiu IV; July 14, 2009, 17:07.
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  • #2
    Do Baptists allow female ministers?

    They might have something in common then.

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    • #3
      41-45
      elementary school
      closted baptist minister
      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
        All bets are on concerning the age, place, and who with!

        Place:
        senior's center
        Poor senior...

        [/grammar Nazi]

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        • #5
          Invalid -- he'll never pop his cherry.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #6
            Invalid. Needs a "Never" option.

            edit - x-post
            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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            • #7
              I'd hit Amy Grant. She's cute.
              Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
              "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
              2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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              • #8
                I vote never.

                But then again, I don't know Canada. I know where I live there are no "good" girls looking for a guy who is saving themselves. . They expect a man to know what he's doing in the bedroom.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                  I'd hit Amy Grant. She's cute.
                  With a bat or a baton?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                    I'd hit Amy Grant. She's cute.
                    She's married, and a tramp as well.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #11
                      with a bat or baton
                      Seriously? I don't get why the folks here don't find her attractive.
                      Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                      "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                      2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Asher View Post
                        She's married, and a tramp as well.
                        even better. I'd hit her.

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                        • #13
                          She's married, and a tramp as well.
                          Had to look that up. Never listened to her music I'm afraid.
                          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                          "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                          2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                          • #14
                            Amy Grant isn't bad looking.

                            Most of her work is highly regarded, Ben.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              Never even heard of her. I think I'm the big winner here.

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