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  • #91
    Sweden: Men steal students' computers during lesson

    Sweden: Men steal students' computers during lesson
    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-60290610
    The masked men threatened students and stole computers at a Swedish school on Monday.



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    • #92
      Marvin Gaye impersonator serenades monkeys to help them 'get it on' in mating season
      Keep on Civin'
      RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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      • #93
        Asda car park in Llandudno blocked by fighting goats

        Asda car park in Llandudno blocked by fighting goats
        https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-60300004
        One witness says the Great Orme goats were "having a right scrap" at the entrance to Asda.
        I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
        Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
        Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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        • #94
          Blockades are all the rage these days. What are their demands, and have Trumpists shown up in support?
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          • #95
            Originally posted by Broken_Erika View Post
            Asda car park in Llandudno blocked by fighting goats

            https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-60300004
            The Canadian truckies should import these goats.
            Who needs a truck blockade when you have duelling goats on blockade duty!

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            • Wezil
              #95.1
              Wezil commented
              February 9, 2022, 08:45
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              Average IQ at the protest would raise by 10 points.
          • #96
            I sense a discount curry goat restaurant in that town's future. They will disappear faster than cats near a discount all you can eat Chinese buffet.
            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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            • Egbert
              #96.1
              Egbert commented
              February 10, 2022, 04:53
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              I hope not. They are very cute goats.
              And that reminds there is a place in Bankstown that has a very nice goat curry and I am now tempted to go there.
          • #97
            ‘Gazpacho police’: Nazi gaffe lands Republican congresswoman in the soup

            Marjorie Taylor Greene appears to confuse Hitler’s secret police with popular Spanish cold tomato soup
            ‘Gazpacho police’: Nazi gaffe lands Republican congresswoman in the soup
            https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/feb/09/marjorie-taylor-greene-gazpacho-police
            Marjorie Taylor Greene appears to confuse Hitler’s secret police with popular Spanish cold tomato soup
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            • Wezil
              #97.1
              Wezil commented
              February 10, 2022, 10:10
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              She fits well in the Party of Stupid.
            • Wezil
              #97.2
              Wezil commented
              February 10, 2022, 10:36
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              "At least she leads by example. She clearly banned all books from her house years ago." - AOC

              Ouch!
          • #98
            Russian gallery security guard accused of drawing eyes on painting
            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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            • #99
              I saw the pic...maybe he didn't think of it as vandalism but rather as an improvement
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              • Wezil
                #99.1
                Wezil commented
                February 12, 2022, 09:36
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                Just helping the blind to see.
            • #100
              New Zealand plays Barry Manilow to repel parliament protesters

              New Zealand plays Barry Manilow to repel parliament protesters
              https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-60362529
              Protesters opposed to Covid-19 vaccine mandates remain camped outside parliament.
              I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
              Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
              Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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              • #101
                The magical incantation doesn't work if you get the spell wrong.

                Church invalidates thousands of baptisms after priest uses wrong word
                "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                • #102
                  Where's Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?

                  Snakes on a plane causes rerouting
                  "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                  "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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                  • #103
                    I accidentally fed my 88-year-old grandma dog food with a side of rice
                    Keep on Civin'
                    RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • Wezil
                      #103.1
                      Wezil commented
                      February 15, 2022, 21:38
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                      "accidentally"

                      Hmmm.
                  • #104
                    TEXAS MAN ADMITS KIDNAPPING 79 PEOPLE TO ANALLY PROBE THEM WHILE DISGUISED AS AN ALIEN

                    Keep on Civin'
                    RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • Wezil
                      #104.1
                      Wezil commented
                      February 18, 2022, 01:32
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                      Really?! It's Texas. All he had to do was ask for volunteers.
                  • #105
                    ‘Evil Elmo’ Arrested After Threatening To Rip San Francisco Merchant’s Throat Out

                    'Evil Elmo' Arrested After Threatening To Rip San Francisco Merchant's Throat Out
                    https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/11/12/evil-elmo-arrested-after-threatening-to-rip-san-francisco-merchants-throat-out-san-francisco-new-york-dan-sandler-adam-sandler/
                    A homeless man with a history of playing an evil version of the "Sesame Street" character Elmo from coast to coast is in jail after being accused of threatening a merchant at San Francisco's waterfront.
                    I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
                    Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
                    Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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