Classic Headlines

[-Jrabbit]

Venomous sharks found in London's Thames river

[BeBro]

Dying to be green: Are mushroom coffins the secret to an eco-friendly death?

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/11/17/e...ntl/index.html

[Ming]

New Zealand possum holds woman ‘hostage’ at her home

[Broken_Erika]

Christmas Island: 'A giant robber crab stole my camera'

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-australia-51867525

[Uncle Sparky]

Zoidberg???

[Broken_Erika]

China: Man banned from all-you-can-eat BBQ for eating too much

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-59331975

[BeBro]

[Ming]

[ZEE]

Octopuses, crabs, lobsters recognized as 'sentient beings' in UK

[Ming]

A man’s KFC order didn’t look as advertised, so naturally, he’s threatening to sue

[BeBro]

Octopuses, crabs, lobsters recognized as 'sentient beings' in UK

Octopuses should grow a spine

[Dinner]

Christmas Island: 'A giant robber crab stole my camera'

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-australia-51867525

Hmm, I'd love to try crab which is that large and meaty. I'd cook it like they do at the San Pedro Fish Market, sauted in butter and covered in Cajun seasoning.

[EPW]

Walmart pulls children's toy that swears and sings in Polish about doing cocaine


https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/walmart-p...aine-1.5678364

[Uncle Sparky]

Damn... my sister-in-law spoke Polish. Opportunity missed.

[Ming]

Walmart pulls children's toy that swears and sings in Polish about doing cocaine


https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/walmart-p...aine-1.5678364

You can't make stuff up like that...

[BeBro]

There may be a good reason for this, but the headline's still nice

Major European airport hires air safety pigs

https://edition.cnn.com/travel/artic...ntl/index.html

[The Mad Monk]

Beats hiring War Pigs, I guess...

[EPW]

In America, airports have plenty of pigs working for them already.

[Uncle Sparky]

I wonder if El Al uses safety pigs?