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    "Apple CEO Tim Cook is furious that employees won't stop leaking confidential information, according to leaked memo"

    You have to love it...

    Keep on Civin'
    RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

  • #2
    I sense a conniption fit on the horizon.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      "Boston High School Forced To Use Party Bus With Stripper Poles For Field Trip"



      Keep on Civin'
      RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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      • #4
        thats funny

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        • #5
          I liked this one:

          Turkey: 'Missing' man joins search party looking for himself


          A missing man in Turkey accidentally joined his own search party for hours before realising he was the person they were looking for, local media reports.

          Beyhan Mutlu had been drinking with friends on Tuesday when he wandered into a forest in Bursa province.

          When he failed to return, his wife and friends alerted local authorities and a search party was sent out.

          Mr Mutlu, 50, then stumbled across the search party and decided to join them, NTV reported.

          But when members of the search party began calling out his name, he replied: "I am here."


          He was taken aside by one of the rescuer workers to give a statement.

          "Don't punish me too harshly, officer. My father will kill me," he reportedly told them.

          Police then drove Mr Mutlu home. It is not clear if he was given a fine.
          https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-58746703

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          • #6
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Indonesian Man Marries Rice Cooker, Divorces It 4 Days Later

              Keep on Civin'
              RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • #8
                Illiteracy an obstable, study finds

                Parents keep kids home to protest school closures
                One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ming View Post
                  Indonesian Man Marries Rice Cooker, Divorces It 4 Days Later

                  Why buy the cooker when you can get the rice for free?
                  No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                  • #10
                    Whoopi Goldberg Reveals Why She Stopped Dating Younger Guys: 'Sometimes It's Tiring'

                    Keep on Civin'
                    RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • #11
                      "Man Sues Psychic Who Allegedly Promised to Remove Curse for $5,100."
                      להזמין ש‬ל הזבוב, Trained by Ba'al Zevuv.

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                      • Uncle Sparky
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                        Like the psychic didn't see that coming!

                    • #12
                      Michael Flynn refutes QAnon claims that he worships Satan during guest appearance on Christian YouTube channel

                      Keep on Civin'
                      RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #13
                        Lord of the Rings orc was modeled after Harvey Weinstein, Elijah Wood reveals
                        https://www.theguardian.com/film/202...rvey-weinstein
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                        • #14
                          Nurse sues NHS claiming 'hypnosis' at hospital was making her fart against her will

                          Keep on Civin'
                          RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                          • #15
                            Most creative excuse


                            Also just came across this one:

                            The New Zealand city of Christchurch has cast its official wizard from the payroll after 23 years of service.
                            https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-58924306





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