Classic Headlines

[Uncle Sparky]

Speech from the Throne?

[Broken_Erika]

Canada MP regrets calling into debate from toilet

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-61402984

[Wezil]

How else are you supposed to deal with shoplifters?

Girl shot while waiting for Easter Bunny after shop owner opens fire on shoplifters

[Wezil]

Gotta love Fox - They are crap for information but top notch for amusement.

Bearded Butcher attributes cattle mutilation to 'extraterrestrial activity'

[BlackCat]

Blast food: chip factory calls bomb squad after muddy spud turns out to be grenade

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...de-new-zealand

Mr Chips employee Richard Teurukura who found a WW11 hand grenade in the hot chip production line. Photograph: David White/Stuff Limited

I thought I was good at history, but it seems like I missed nine World Wars

[Uncle Sparky]

The petty cash expensed as 'g-string deposits' were disallowed... no receipts issued.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

If he took clients along, that's a legit -if sleazy- business expense.

[Wezil]

Maybe it was for business reasons? Strippers need bankers too.

[Broken_Erika]

Pierin Vincenz: Swiss banker put strip-club visits on expenses

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-61092952

[Wezil]

RCMP warn Newfoundland residents after polar bear climbs on woman's roof

[BeBro]

Suspect in shooting of Lady Gaga’s dog walker mistakenly released from jail

https://www.theguardian.com/music/20...kenly-released

[BeBro]

Blast food: chip factory calls bomb squad after muddy spud turns out to be grenade

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...de-new-zealand

[Wezil]

Trespassing sea lions turn BC fish farm into "all-you-can-eat buffet"

[BeBro]

Canada’s ‘maple syrup heist’ thief must repay millions for sweet stolen goods

Perpetrators siphoned syrup from barrels stored in Quebec’s strategic maple syrup reserves and replaced it with water

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...n-goods-canada

[BeBro]

I think he'd need a couple more boosters to be sure he's safe