Classic Headlines

[Wezil]

Extreme dating.

Michigan driver deliberately struck, killed retiree so he could have sex with her body, authorities say

[Wezil]

Really?! It's Texas. All he had to do was ask for volunteers.

[Broken_Erika]

‘Evil Elmo’ Arrested After Threatening To Rip San Francisco Merchant’s Throat Out

https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/11/12/evil-elmo-arrested-after-threatening-to-rip-san-francisco-merchants-throat-out-san-francisco-new-york-dan-sandler-adam-sandler/

[Ming]

TEXAS MAN ADMITS KIDNAPPING 79 PEOPLE TO ANALLY PROBE THEM WHILE DISGUISED AS AN ALIEN

[Wezil]

"accidentally"

Hmmm.

[Ming]

I accidentally fed my 88-year-old grandma dog food with a side of rice

[Wezil]

Where's Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?

Snakes on a plane causes rerouting

[Wezil]

The magical incantation doesn't work if you get the spell wrong.

Church invalidates thousands of baptisms after priest uses wrong word

[Broken_Erika]

New Zealand plays Barry Manilow to repel parliament protesters

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-60362529

[Wezil]

Just helping the blind to see.

[BeBMan]

I saw the pic...maybe he didn't think of it as vandalism but rather as an improvement

[Wezil]

Russian gallery security guard accused of drawing eyes on painting

[Wezil]

"At least she leads by example. She clearly banned all books from her house years ago." - AOC

Ouch!

[Wezil]

She fits well in the Party of Stupid.

[Egbert]

I hope not. They are very cute goats.
And that reminds there is a place in Bankstown that has a very nice goat curry and I am now tempted to go there.