Classic Headlines

[Uncle Sparky]

Like the psychic didn't see that coming!

[ZEE]

"Man Sues Psychic Who Allegedly Promised to Remove Curse for $5,100."

[Ming]

Whoopi Goldberg Reveals Why She Stopped Dating Younger Guys: 'Sometimes It's Tiring'

[The Mad Monk]

Indonesian Man Marries Rice Cooker, Divorces It 4 Days Later

Why buy the cooker when you can get the rice for free?

[Dauphin]

Illiteracy an obstable, study finds

Parents keep kids home to protest school closures

[Ming]

Indonesian Man Marries Rice Cooker, Divorces It 4 Days Later

[SlowwHand]

[BeBMan]

I liked this one:

Turkey: 'Missing' man joins search party looking for himself


A missing man in Turkey accidentally joined his own search party for hours before realising he was the person they were looking for, local media reports.

Beyhan Mutlu had been drinking with friends on Tuesday when he wandered into a forest in Bursa province.

When he failed to return, his wife and friends alerted local authorities and a search party was sent out.

Mr Mutlu, 50, then stumbled across the search party and decided to join them, NTV reported.

But when members of the search party began calling out his name, he replied: "I am here."


He was taken aside by one of the rescuer workers to give a statement.

"Don't punish me too harshly, officer. My father will kill me," he reportedly told them.

Police then drove Mr Mutlu home. It is not clear if he was given a fine.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-58746703

[Berzerker]

thats funny

[Ming]

"Boston High School Forced To Use Party Bus With Stripper Poles For Field Trip"

[SlowwHand]

I sense a conniption fit on the horizon.

[Ming]

"Apple CEO Tim Cook is furious that employees won't stop leaking confidential information, according to leaked memo"

You have to love it...