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  • #76
    Missouri highway patrol blasts out 'Batman' cell phone alert by mistake
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    • #77
      Robot vacuum cleaner escapes from Cambridge Travelodge
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #78
        Tenant awakens to find drunk landlord snoring in bed beside him





        Keep on Civin'
        RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Ming View Post
          Tenant awakens to find drunk landlord snoring in bed beside him




          I can understand being upset about the snoring.

          That reminded me of this one:

          Chinese woman stuck in blind date's house by Covid lockdown
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #80
            Another Darwin Award contender:

            Boston patient removed from heart-transplant list because he's not vaccinated against Covid
            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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            • #81
              Would be interesting to hear why he's ok with getting a heart from somebody else - a significant "body invasion" (a word I just made up ), but taking the vacc is teh horror. Doesn't make any sense.
              Blah

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              • #82
                Originally posted by BeBro View Post
                Would be interesting to hear why he's ok with getting a heart from somebody else - a significant "body invasion" (a word I just made up ), but taking the vacc is teh horror. Doesn't make any sense.
                Nothing about it makes sense (hence my Darwin reference).

                Apparently he thinks having a defective heart is less risky than a Covid shot. Alright then, choices have consequences.
                "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                • #83
                  Hitler Sex Game Riles Up Steam Users Over Extra Testicle
                  I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
                  Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
                  Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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                  • #84
                    That's pretty amusing.
                    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                    • #85
                      Brampton Foot Locker employee accused of ejaculating into shoes at work

                      Never buy shoes at Foot Locker
                      Keep on Civin'
                      RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #86
                        Brampton. Ugh.
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • #87
                          The thinning of the herd continues. Hilarious.

                          Trooper who defied vaccine mandate, told gov to 'kiss my a--' dies from virus
                          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                          • #88
                            Apologies issued after ‘vendor teacher’ seen having sex during Zoom class with Aurora sixth-graders

                            Keep on Civin'
                            RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                            • Wezil
                              Wezil commented
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                              Sex Ed I presume. Monty Python style.

                          • #89
                            Dallas Naked man walking in center median SB 67 between Red Bird Ln. and Camp Wisdom.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • Wezil
                              Wezil commented
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                              So he was taking his red bird to wisdom?

                              Hmm.

                          • #90
                            U.S. Lawyer convicted of stealing from Porn actor
                            There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                            • Uncle Sparky
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                              Only thing missing was the name of a politician - he was in the sub-headline
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