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Missouri highway patrol blasts out 'Batman' cell phone alert by mistake
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"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
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Robot vacuum cleaner escapes from Cambridge Travelodge
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Tenant awakens to find drunk landlord snoring in bed beside him
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RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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I can understand being upset about the snoring.Originally posted by Ming View PostTenant awakens to find drunk landlord snoring in bed beside him
That reminded me of this one:
Chinese woman stuck in blind date's house by Covid lockdown"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Another Darwin Award contender:
Boston patient removed from heart-transplant list because he's not vaccinated against Covid"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Would be interesting to hear why he's ok with getting a heart from somebody else - a significant "body invasion" (a word I just made up
), but taking the vacc is teh horror. Doesn't make any sense.
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Nothing about it makes sense (hence my Darwin reference).Originally posted by BeBro View PostWould be interesting to hear why he's ok with getting a heart from somebody else - a significant "body invasion" (a word I just made up), but taking the vacc is teh horror. Doesn't make any sense.
Apparently he thinks having a defective heart is less risky than a Covid shot. Alright then, choices have consequences."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Hitler Sex Game Riles Up Steam Users Over Extra Testicle
I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!Comment
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That's pretty amusing."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Brampton Foot Locker employee accused of ejaculating into shoes at work
Never buy shoes at Foot Locker
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RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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Brampton. Ugh."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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The thinning of the herd continues. Hilarious.
Trooper who defied vaccine mandate, told gov to 'kiss my a--' dies from virus"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Apologies issued after ‘vendor teacher’ seen having sex during Zoom class with Aurora sixth-graders
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Dallas Naked man walking in center median SB 67 between Red Bird Ln. and Camp Wisdom.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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U.S. Lawyer convicted of stealing from Porn actorThere's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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