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  • #61
    Amazon updates Alexa after AI assistant tells 10-year-old to put penny into electrical plugs

    Keep on Civin'
    RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    • #62
      10,000 bees join protest in Chile, 7 police officers stung

      10,000 bees join protest in Chile, 7 police officers stung | CNN
      https://edition.cnn.com/2022/01/04/americas/beekeepers-chile-police-scli-intl/index.html
      Four beekeepers were detained after protesting in front of Chile’s presidential palace in Santiago on Monday, according to local officials, with seven police officers stung during the demonstrations.
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      • #63
        South Carolina woman accused of biting paramedic's groin

        I don't know if she was hungry or horny.
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #64
        Taliban orders shop owners to remove heads of mannequins
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • #65
          Originally posted by Wezil View Post
          South Carolina woman accused of biting paramedic's groin

          I don't know if she was hungry or horny.
          Keep on Civin'
          RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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          • #66
            Just another day in America but for non-Americans this headline fits the theme of the thread.

            Texas toddler gets gun in car, shoots mother and sibling southwest of Fort Worth
            Last edited by Wezil; January 6, 2022, 12:40.
            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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            • #67
              Man Falls In Love With Robot And Hopes To Marry Her

              Some people need to get out more...
              Keep on Civin'
              RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • #68
                "Hamilton neighbourhood covered after plant malfunction sends 'beans raining down'"
                There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                • #69
                  Goldfish trained to drive cars on land

                  "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                  "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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                  • Uncle Sparky
                    #69.1
                    Uncle Sparky commented
                    January 10, 2022, 14:10
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                    The documentary series 'American Dad' covered this 15 years ago.
                  • Wezil
                    #69.2
                    Wezil commented
                    January 10, 2022, 19:03
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                    lol, I don't watch American Dad but I'm pretty sure it isn't a documentary.

                    Let me guess - Goldfish driving a car down the street? If they did it right it would be an AMC Pacer.
                  • Uncle Sparky
                    #69.3
                    Uncle Sparky commented
                    January 11, 2022, 14:05
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                    Klaus, on 'American Dad' was an East German defector whose brain was transplanted into a goldfish.
                • #70
                  Pokémon Go: Police fired for chasing Snorlax instead of robbers

                  I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
                  Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
                  Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!
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                  • #71
                    Maybe it was a criminal Snorlax
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                    • #72
                      A man's failure to tip a bartender led to his arrest in the burning of a Key West, Florida, landmark buoy.
                      Keep on Civin'
                      RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #73
                        850-pound pot brownie brings new meaning to "getting baked"
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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                        • Ming
                          #73.1
                          Ming commented
                          January 13, 2022, 18:53
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                          Sign me up...
                      • #74
                        You can't make this kind of stuff up...

                        Animal Sacrifice Sees Drunk Priest Allegedly Behead Man Instead of Goat
                        Keep on Civin'
                        RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                        • Wezil
                          #74.1
                          Wezil commented
                          January 19, 2022, 13:28
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                          Oops! I hate it when that happens.
                      • #75
                        Czech singer dies after getting Covid deliberately

                        She wanted to get "immunity".. I guess it worked as she'll never get Covid again.
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • Ming
                          #75.1
                          Ming commented
                          January 19, 2022, 13:38
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                          Darwin in action...
                        • Wezil
                          #75.2
                          Wezil commented
                          January 19, 2022, 14:08
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                          It is some kind of stupid to deliberately seek out a deadly contagious disease.

                          I can understand not getting vaxxed and hoping to avoid the virus (still stupid but I at least get where they are coming from) but this woman took the game to the next level.
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