Classic Headlines

[Ming]

You can't make this kind of stuff up...

Animal Sacrifice Sees Drunk Priest Allegedly Behead Man Instead of Goat

[Ming]

Sign me up...

[Wezil]

850-pound pot brownie brings new meaning to "getting baked"

[Ming]

A man's failure to tip a bartender led to his arrest in the burning of a Key West, Florida, landmark buoy.

[Uncle Sparky]

Klaus, on 'American Dad' was an East German defector whose brain was transplanted into a goldfish.

[BeBMan]

Maybe it was a criminal Snorlax

[Broken_Erika]

Pokémon Go: Police fired for chasing Snorlax instead of robbers

[Wezil]

lol, I don't watch American Dad but I'm pretty sure it isn't a documentary.

Let me guess - Goldfish driving a car down the street? If they did it right it would be an AMC Pacer.

[Uncle Sparky]

The documentary series 'American Dad' covered this 15 years ago.

[Wezil]

Goldfish trained to drive cars on land

[Uncle Sparky]

"Hamilton neighbourhood covered after plant malfunction sends 'beans raining down'"

[Ming]

Man Falls In Love With Robot And Hopes To Marry Her

Some people need to get out more...

[Wezil]

Just another day in America but for non-Americans this headline fits the theme of the thread.

Texas toddler gets gun in car, shoots mother and sibling southwest of Fort Worth

[Ming]

South Carolina woman accused of biting paramedic's groin

I don't know if she was hungry or horny.

[Wezil]

Taliban orders shop owners to remove heads of mannequins