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[Wezil]

Brampton. Ugh.

[Ming]

Brampton Foot Locker employee accused of ejaculating into shoes at work

Never buy shoes at Foot Locker

[Wezil]

That's pretty amusing.

[Broken_Erika]

Hitler Sex Game Riles Up Steam Users Over Extra Testicle

https://kotaku.com/hitler-sex-game-riles-up-steam-users-over-extra-testicl-1848417922

[Wezil]

Would be interesting to hear why he's ok with getting a heart from somebody else - a significant "body invasion" (a word I just made up ), but taking the vacc is teh horror. Doesn't make any sense.

Nothing about it makes sense (hence my Darwin reference).

Apparently he thinks having a defective heart is less risky than a Covid shot. Alright then, choices have consequences.

[BeBMan]

Would be interesting to hear why he's ok with getting a heart from somebody else - a significant "body invasion" (a word I just made up ), but taking the vacc is teh horror. Doesn't make any sense.

[Wezil]

Another Darwin Award contender:

Boston patient removed from heart-transplant list because he's not vaccinated against Covid

[Wezil]

Tenant awakens to find drunk landlord snoring in bed beside him

I can understand being upset about the snoring.

That reminded me of this one:

Chinese woman stuck in blind date's house by Covid lockdown

[Ming]

Tenant awakens to find drunk landlord snoring in bed beside him

[Wezil]

Robot vacuum cleaner escapes from Cambridge Travelodge

[Wezil]

It is some kind of stupid to deliberately seek out a deadly contagious disease.

I can understand not getting vaxxed and hoping to avoid the virus (still stupid but I at least get where they are coming from) but this woman took the game to the next level.

[Wezil]

Missouri highway patrol blasts out 'Batman' cell phone alert by mistake

[Ming]

Darwin in action...

[Wezil]

Czech singer dies after getting Covid deliberately

She wanted to get "immunity".. I guess it worked as she'll never get Covid again.

[Wezil]

Oops! I hate it when that happens.