Thread for obviously newsworthy stuff

[BeBMan]

Someone should look at that large, bright shiny thing flooding the planet with light every frigging day! But in the evening it's gone, only to return next day (assuming it's always the same)

[BlackCat]

New planet found in the solar system

That is kind of Kiddyish.

[-Jrabbit]

Sounds like he's trading side pieces.

[Proteus_MST]

From tomorrow on there won't be any hope in the white house left ... seems like today it is Hope Hicks last workday.
Expect Trump to be more irrational than before (if that is possible)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ing-leave.html

On the other hand disney royalty will provide some Sunshine for the press team of the WH

https://www.thecut.com/2018/03/forme...ress-team.html

[Proteus_MST]

If you want free porn without ads for a lifetime, you may just have to live in the right location

Via their new "Pramium Places Program" Pornhub is offering free premium membership to the inhabitants of several villages with specially suggestive names around the world.
In germany it is, for example, the inhabitants of Titz and Petting, in austria the inhabitants of the small (100 inhabitants) village of ****ing and in the USA the inhabitants of Cumming.

(Sorry, Link in german only ... but I am sure, goole translate may help )

https://www.hna.de/welt/gratis-pornos-pornhub-einwohner-****ing-petting-titz-9733919.html?utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook

[BeBMan]

There's mostly sad news coming out of Syria, and Turkey's incursion/invasion is problematic too. But all that aside I found this pic rather disturbing, mainly because I'm not quite sure what the guy making the V sign is holding in his other hand...

[Uncle Sparky]

Which world leader made statements last week about 1) Mexicans being good mountain climbers, and 2) needing a space force?

[Dinner]

https://www.npr.org/2018/03/14/593398930/a-bear-can-be-confused-with-a-dog-apparently

A man in China found a cute abandoned puppy dog and decided to adopt it. As the puppy grew larger though he started to wonder if he had been mistake. It turns out his "puppy" was actually an Asian black bear.

How do you confuse a bear with a puppy?

[Uncle Sparky]

A group of coworkers recently won a $60 million dollar lottery. The name of the town they live/work in - Come by Chance, Newfoundland

[BlackCat]

Why haven't our dutch polytubbies never told us this ?

[I AM I AM I AM MOBIUS]

yes, it does kind of boggle the mind. Drugs at board meetings may not be such a great idea.

actually

makes them go by easier

[Ming]

You simply can't make this stuff up...

REVENGE OF THE BIRDS

A dead goose fell from the sky Thursday and knocked a waterfowl hunter unconscious.

Robert Meilhammer, a 51-year-old resident of Crapo in Dorchester County, Md., was hunting as part of a larger party near the Miles River around 5 p.m. when a flock of geese flew overhead. The group fired on birds.

One goose fell, striking Meilhammer and knocking him out.

"One of the members of the hunting party shot and killed the goose," said Maryland Natural Resources Police spokeswoman Candy Thomson. "It is unclear which one it was."

Meilhammer suffered head and facial injuries, and was airlifted to Maryland Shock Trauma, Thomson said.

[pchang]

Sigh, looks like Mobius is in trouble with the law..... again.

[Broken_Erika]

Police in Pembrokeshire stop car driven without tyre

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-sou...wales-42917101

[rah]

yes, it does kind of boggle the mind. Drugs at board meetings may not be such a great idea.