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    Men at tech fair molest £3,000 sex robot so much it’s left broken and ‘heavily soiled’


    ‘The people mounted Samantha’s breasts,’ complains the owner of a £3,000 ‘intelligent’ sex doll which was left ‘heavily soiled’ after being shown off at a tech fair.

    Samantha’s developer Sergi Santos from Barcelona, Spain said that people at the Arts Electronica Festival in Linz treated the doll ‘like barbarians’.

    The doll – which reacts intelligently to touch, and talks – was left filthy and broken by the never-ending male attention, and has now been sent off for repair.

    According to Austrian media, who tested Samantha, she reacts when someone massages her breasts, by moaning.

    Santos complained, ‘The people mounted Samantha’s breasts, her legs and arms. Two fingers were broken. She was heavily soiled.’

    ‘People can be bad. Because they did not understand the technology and did not have to pay for it, they treated the doll like barbarians.’

    Mr Santos said Samantha had to be sent back in a parcel to Barcelona for repairs and cleaning, but he added: ‘Samantha can endure a lot, she will pull through.’

    Previous surveys have suggested that up to half of men would consider having sex with a lifelike robot.

    Writing last year, David Levy author of Love and Sex With Robots said, ‘This coming wave of sex robots will be humanlike in appearance and size. They will have human-like genitals. And they will allow intercourse according to their owner’s sexual orientation and tastes.


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  • #2
    Wow. Maybe you and Kidicious can do a polymeet! I didn't know you moved to Oklahoma.
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    • #3
      I mean, what are you supposed to do with a sexbot?
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
        I mean, what are you supposed to do with a sexbot?
        It seems like a big hit with the attendants of the tech fair.

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        • #5
          Well, I bet gribbler knows. He's the expert.
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          • #6
            The repeated use of the phrase heavily soiled was certainly a bit disturbing.

            And if you beat it will it sue you for custody of the toaster?
            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
              Wow. Maybe you and Kidicious can do a polymeet! I didn't know you moved to Oklahoma.
              Nope, and I'm not middle aged

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              • #8
                And here I thought a total stud like yourself would have no troubles meeting actual women.
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                • #9
                  So... There were a lot of lonely guys at this tech faire, eh?
                  Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Dinner View Post
                    So... There were a lot of lonely guys at this tech faire, eh?
                    Or they didn't bring their girlfriends

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                    • #11
                      You're assuming that they have them.
                      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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                      • #12
                        I really, really hope they had an abundant supply of Lysol wipes. I don't like to think that these men were so gross that they took sloppy seconds--erm, twentieths?--off a robot, but if they're porking robots in public at all, they probably don't have all that much in the way of standards. At least hookers clean up down there. Uck.
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                        • #13
                          The USA definitely are a dangerous place for peaceful robots.

                          First they killed Hitchbot and now SSamantha was molested and damaged

                          I can definitely recommend to any intelligent robot who has he choice, to avoid the USA at all costs
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                          • #14
                            Samatha was attacked in Austria.
                            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                            • #15
                              Oops ... I should have read more of the text ... the headline misled me into believing the tech fair was in Oklahoma

                              O.K., in this case ..never come to the USA or Austria, if you are a peaceful and/or sexy robot without means of defense
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