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  • #1

    Glad To See

    that y'all aren't concerned about Texas getting kicked by hurricane worse than Katrina.
    It shows that you know we can deal with SHTF.
    No waiting for help. Trump asked, "Come when? Come where?"
    ​​And that's what he's doing. Texas National Guard told potential looters early on, you will be shot.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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    Houston - Apolyton Civilization Site
    https://apolyton.net/forum/miscellaneous/off-topic/9331478-houston
    Why don't you cockwombles have a thread about Houston disappearing under water and being inundated by alligators, poisonous snakes, chemical plant explosions and potentially biohazard lab leaks? More to the point, how have the resident Texans not been posting hundreds of whiny ass posts about this?


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    • #3
      Why worry? Over 1,200 have been killed in this year's monsoons in India... maybe the US will have a regular monsoon season, with the new obviously fake climate change. Sad.
      There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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      • #4
        I have a writer friend in Spring, TX whose updates I've been following. Apparently she can't really get out of town but has nonetheless been safe so far.
        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #5
          I heard it on the news and thought about you slowie
          But then I pictured you in a cowboy hat holding a double barrel shotgun and shooting at alligators underwater and I was not very worried
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          • #6
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
              I have a writer friend in Spring, TX whose updates I've been following. Apparently she can't really get out of town but has nonetheless been safe so far.
              I have cousins in Spring.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                I just wrote something funny but really inappropriate, then thought better of it.

                Stay safe.
                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
                  Why worry? Over 1,200 have been killed in this year's monsoons in India... maybe the US will have a regular monsoon season, with the new obviously fake climate change. Sad.
                  Are you doing a parody of yourself?
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                  - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                  • #10
                    I hear Trump is planning to donate $1m to Texas relief, but is going to spend so much time deciding which charity to give to, that he will claim the tax deduction but never get around to cutting the check to anyone.
                    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                    • #11
                      And it is good to hear that Sloww can keep the looters off his new swimming pool.
                      One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                      • #12
                        Rats. My new weather control laser didn't get Slowwie after all. I will have to fine tune the aiming mechanism.
                        Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                        • #13
                          Shows what Californians know about geography :P
                          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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                          • #14
                            Next time try the "tornado" dial.
                            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                            2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                            • #15
                              It is still a new science so I am working out the bugs.
                              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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