Fake News Reporting Thread

[Proteus_MST]

Total con-game. You attack other people's beliefs, so it's a competition for you. But like an anti-Western con-man you don't want to defend your own beliefs. So are you a Western Buddhist? Yes or no. No bull**** please.

Did I claim I am a western buddhist?

Nope

[Kidlicious]

Good for you, because that's an especially horrible religion. It's much worse than stone age sacrifice religion.

[Broken_Erika]

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[Proteus_MST]

People who buy lottery tickets have realistic expectations and aren't addicted. Stop making a fool out of yourself.

I should add to this ... Vox has a nice article on the 10 types of people who buy lottery tickets:

https://www.vox.com/first-person/2018/10/26/18019920/lottery-tickets-mega-millions-power-ball

[Broken_Erika]

I should add to this ... Vox has a nice article on the 10 types of people who buy lottery tickets:

https://www.vox.com/first-person/201...ons-power-ball

Relevant Mega Millions Winner Announces Plans To Lose Touch With Who They Really Are, Become Lost In Soulless, Gilded Catacombs Of Sudden Unearned Wealth

[Proteus_MST]

FBI arrests rightwing activist (Neonazi) who first fled from USA to Mexico and then to Central America in order to evade getting caught by the FBI (but later came back)

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/24/u...ise-above.html

Or to say it with the, just slightly altered, Words of Donnie:

When the USA sends its people to Mexico and Central America, they are not sending their best.
They're sending people that have a lot of problems, and they're bringing those problems with them. They're bringing rightwing propaganda. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

[Kidlicious]

Did he to torture a teenage girl for mocking his Satanic idol?

[Proteus_MST]

Did he to torture a teenage girl for mocking his Satanic idol?

He and other members of his gang violently attacked people for not worshipping their satanic idol (Donnie). Among others a journalist which one of the members punched into the face twice. They also worshipped another satanic rightwing idol ... Adolf Hitler

I guess they are right to Donnies taste ... after all, when Donnie already is proud of a GOP Senator bodyslamming a journalist, how proud must he be of another one of his ilk punching a journalist in the face

[Proteus_MST]

This is why Donnie loves the uneducated ones
(video in the Tweet)

https://twitter.com/TomthunkitsMind/status/1056186827042967552

[BeBMan]

IIRC Dauphin (?) made the point a while ago that lottery is basically a tax on the stupid. So ppl playing lottery are pro-taxes or somesuch.

[pchang]

Lottery is taxes on the innumerate. However, under certain conditions, your expected rate of return is > 1. You would just need to play a few million times before your odds of cashing in became greater than 50% or so. So, you would only have to live to be 10,000 or so years old to be be able to play enough times.....

[Uncle Sparky]

That isn't how odds work, and is why the House always wins.

[pchang]

That is exactly how odds work. The house does not always win. That is why they ban card counters.

[Uncle Sparky]

Sorry, I thought you were talking about games of chance, not games like blackjack. For lotteries, that is not how odds work.

[Aeson]

It’s still a better use of money than eating at a fast food joint. Won’t make you obese or give you cardiovascular disease.

[Proteus_MST]

How christian:
22 years old christian preacher doesn't want gays to be stoned to death, as the bible says, but instead be executed humanely.
He applied the same christian standard for executing disobedient children.

http://deadstate.org/22-year-old-chr...uted-humanely/

[ZEE]

This isn't fake news, it's exactly how Christians think.

I actually applaud this man for embracing the true Christian faith, without fear.

[Proteus_MST]

If we go by the words of the old testament this is true, I have to admit