Fake News Reporting Thread

[Dinner]

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/10...fer-continent/

Canada is leaving North America

I support this. Ocean front property is worth far more than inland property and think of all the new ocean front property this will produce! Plus no more fear of Canadian migrants like Krazy Kitty stealing American jobs.

[spambot]

The right to bear arms means the right to own a pair of arms from a grizzly bear or a black bear. But not a polar bear, because that would just be silly. It has nothing to do with guns.

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If you are looking for someone to defend the 2nd you are barking up the wrong tree.

[Proteus_MST]

I am very pro the right to arm bears

[Dinner]

A German who hates homeschooling?

Edit: Ok, I see what you did.

[Dinner]

Say... Why does it say I am a settler? I used to be an emperor. I blame Aeson.

[Aeson]

Did you request the custom title?

[Dinner]

Did you request the custom title?

I want my old one back which got changed for no apparent reason. A custom one might me nice. Perhaphs "God Emperor of Apolyton" may fit.

Aeson

[Aeson]

I set the custom title to Dog Emperor of Apolyton but it seems the length is a problem so you’ll have to be a lowly Deity.

[Broken_Erika]

Meanwhile Kid's title seems appropriate given his avatar.......

[Dinner]

Oerdin rates his dinner:

Keo beer from Cyprus 1 star out of 5.
Mythos beer from Greece: 2 stars out of 5.
Unnamed retsina from Greece: 1 out of 5 (people should be killed for this ****).
Quarter chicken ("Greek style") 4 out of 5 (a bit dry but tasty).
Gyro meat 4 out of 5 (premade mass produced otherwise 5 out of 5).
Greek salad: 5 out of 5.
Greek style rice: 3 out of 5 (just rice).
Tziki sauce is the cucumbery best.

Keo was the worst normal part of the meal, Mythos was a proper lager but no distinction, retsina was possibly a poison.

[Proteus_MST]

Twins?

[Broken_Erika]

Fake Wall

Trump Keeps Lying About Having Started His Wall, And His Supporters Don't Care

The president says Congress has given him nearly $5 billion to start building his “Great Wall.” The actual figure is zero.

PENSACOLA, Fla. ― Donald Trump keeps claiming that construction on his promised “great wall” is well underway although not a single yard of it has been built, and his supporters are getting mad ― not at the president, but at those who point out his lie.

“I don’t care. He has done more than any Republican or Democrat,” said Pete Sandifer, a 58-year-old military retiree who with his wife drove two and a half hours from Hattiesburg, Mississippi, to attend Trump’s rally in the far western Florida Panhandle.

Sharon Sandifer, 43, disputed that Trump has been unable to secure any funding for his wall along the U.S.-Mexico border from any source ― a fact easily proven in the spending legislation that Trump himself has signed.

“Excuse me,” she told HuffPost a short while before Trump arrived at Pensacola International Airport for a Saturday evening rally. “But it’s your word against his.”
Robert Robertson, in line to clear security and enter the massive hangar where Trump was to speak, was not interested in hearing about Trump’s falsehoods about the wall ― or anything else, for that matter.

“All politicians are liars. They’re all weasels,” said the 60-year-old from Panama City. “You know why he’s so good? Because he’s up there breaking all the furniture. If he wanted to shoot somebody on Broadway, I’d vote ‘not guilty.’”

Rick Wilson, a Florida GOP consultant and a Trump critic from the time he entered the presidential race, said the Trump supporters who ignore his failure to deliver on the signature promise of his campaign ― let alone get Mexico to pay for it, which he also promised ― speak volumes.
“They either think it’s mostly built, or they think the Mexican check just hasn’t cleared yet,” Wilson said. “It’s just magical thinking.”

Trump promised hundreds of times during his campaign that he would force Mexico to pay for the wall’s construction. Yet nearly two years into his presidency, he has not even once broached the topic with that country. In fact, he acknowledged to Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto just days after taking office that he understood Mexico would not pay for the wall but asked Peña Nieto not to say that publicly to avoid embarrassing Trump with his supporters.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/en...b09d43e31f6c93

[Aeson]

The Emperor's New Clothes Wall: Invisible Mexico are paying for it with Invisible Money.

[Proteus_MST]

I am sure Trump-Fans find this extremly funny:
At the governors race in Florida (the one, where the Democrats have a black candidate, Andrew Gillum), a Trump-Official (Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue) who campaigns for the GOP candidate Santis has called the race cotton-picking important.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-official-says-florida-governor-040405960.html

I hope this racism backfires at the election (wasn't the first racism in this campaign, after all ... aside from someone else in this campaign already using "cotton-picking" and DeSantis himself saying something about "monkeying this up" there were also these fake campaign calls where someone, claiming to be Gillum, uses some kind of Negroe slang accompanied by monkey hoots and the sound of jungle drums)