Fake News Reporting Thread

[Proteus_MST]

Well, the mental Test they made obviously was the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA).
Drawing a few tthings, naming a few animals, remember a few words after 5 minutes, a simpple math subtraction exercise and a few letter/number repititions.

See here:
http://dementia.ie/images/uploads/si...nglish_7_1.pdf

I am sure that even the majority of Trumps followers would be able to gain 30/30 points in this test

[Proteus_MST]

Seems like "Trump passed all tests with flying colors" was a little bit exaggerated

The medical correspondent of CNN, Dr. Gupta, wasn't satisfid with Dr. Jacksons "passed all tests with flying colors", but rather kept asking questions about the tests and vital statistics that were taken.

And it turned out that Trumps calcium levels have been rising steadily in the past years and, meanwhile, have been reached a level in which they hint at a heart disease

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/369287-sanjay-gupta-by-all-standards-trump-has-heart-disease

[rah]

Since Kid isn't here to say it. CNN fake news

[Proteus_MST]

Since Kid isn't here to say it. CNN fake news

Ming definitely has to shorten Kids ban.
It is really sad that now we have to throw Trumpist slogans against ourselves, just because the forums only real Trumpist is missing

[rah]

Hey, if he just tried to actually discuss issues instead of just throwing out insults, he'd still be here.

But yeah, I almost miss the smell of kidcrap in the morning.

[Uncle Sparky]

I don't miss Kid. I was just starting a 'kid free' period when he was banned, Now I can read all the threads and posts.

[ZEE]

I miss Kid.

[BeBMan]

Yeah, we could celebrate one year of Trump with him

[Uncle Sparky]

Well, US government is closed for business. Happy Anniversary, The Donald. Will he file for Chapter 11, again?

This is the first time there has been a government shutdown while one party controls both houses of congress and the White House.

[ZEE]

Best news I've heard all week.

[Proteus_MST]

Well, I am sure that totally essential governmental services will still be provided despite the shutdown ... for example Trumps weekend trips to Mar-A-Lago.

I like the nickname that Vox has given to the shutdown: "****hole shutdown"
(because Dems and Reps were basically close to striking an agreement last week ... and then Trump came with his ****hole speech and all efforts were for naught)

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/1/19/16908894/shutdown-trump-dreamers-democrats

[Aeson]

If the government stays shut down, does that mean the IRS will never cash my income tax check? GO DONALD, GO DONALD, GOP, GOP, GOP!

[BeBMan]

Well, US government is closed for business. Happy Anniversary, The Donald. Will he file for Chapter 11, again?

This is the first time there has been a government shutdown while one party controls both houses of congress and the White House.

After one year of Trump the gov found it had enough and closed down in disgrace

[Proteus_MST]

If the government stays shut down, does that mean the IRS will never cash my income tax check? GO DONALD, GO DONALD, GOP, GOP, GOP!

But it also means that you won't get your hard earned tax refunds that the GOP valiantly fought for
(at least that was the result of the 2013 shutdown: https://www.vox.com/policy-and-polit...2018-shut-down )

Well, who could have seen this coming with Trumps successful history as a businessman

Trump Casinos- shutdown
Trump Airlines- shutdown
Trump University- shutdown
Trump Steaks- shutdown
Trump Vodka- shutdown
Trump Mortgage- shutdown
Trump Magazine- shutdown
Trump 1st Marriage- shutdown
Trump 2nd Marriage- shutdown
Trump government- shutdown

https://twitter.com/Marcusthomas454/...58596574453760

But one has to admit that Trump has already foreseen this situation in Summer 2015 ... or to quote him:

Our country is in a major crisis of incompetent leadership. We cannot continue to go on with these politicians who do nothing but talk.

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/...94802289307648

[Broken_Erika]

Yep. 12% Of Federal Government That's Currently Functioning To Shut Down