Lori only has one problem left.

[Thoth]

A baggie of cocaine and a 6 pack of hookers will clear up what ails you.

[Lorizael]

I really have no idea how to do the random hookup thing. Clearly, I can fumble my way into a relationship every once in awhile, but not reliably. But hooking up means letting people I don't know or trust touch me, which is something I am very uncomfortable with/opposed to.

[Sava]

dont pursue anything you aren't comfortable with

[Lorizael]

Bah. Then how am I ever supposed to get anything done? A lot of things make me uncomfortable.

[Sava]

hmm

lemme come up with a new one liner that takes that into consideration

[Sava]

hmm

lemme come up with a new one liner that takes that into consideration

[rah]

hmmm

lemme come up with a new two liner that takes that into consideration.

[rah]

hmmm

lemme come up with a new two liner that takes that into consideration..

[Sava]

well

[Sava]

****

[Lorizael]

I'm on my phone because I'm at class, and poly is formatting very weirdly. Looks like everyone is responding to me in haiku, which makes me think you're all wiser than you actually are.

[Sava]

haiku

yeah that became

a thing

[Jon Miller]

But hooking up means letting people I don't know or trust touch me, which is something I am very uncomfortable with/opposed to.

I am constantly amazed that everyone else doesn't think this way.

Kids are amazing, but can take up to infinite amounts of time (it seems to me). A much grander project than a degree.

But of course, I had decided I wanted kids several years before my first serious relationship (with my now wife).

JM

[pchang]

But hooking up means letting people I don't know or trust touch me, which is something I am very uncomfortable with/opposed to.

Perhaps one of those body condoms from the Naked Gun movies would help.

[DaShi]

Hi, everybody!

Despite my best efforts to **** things up beyond repair, I managed to find employment and a place to live this summer. The upshot is that, somehow, I am still on the path toward my goal of the last three years: getting an astronomy degree for some reason. By next May, I will have succeeded. I have no idea what's in store for my life after that... but's that not the point right now! The point is that in most spheres of my life, I'm doing ****ing awesome. I'm working, studying, and generally OK with who I am as a person. Woo. (At least, that's the narrative I've constructed to make this thread more dramatic.)

Dude, you totally suck at failing.