The Apolyton Sympathy Pact

[Kidlicious]

I propose this pact because often people do not receive the appropriate amount of sympathy here. I'm not proposing some kind of sick political correctness (no offense intended). I'm talking about stuff like not having enough hair on your balls.

The thing is that if you ask for sympathy for something in this thread you sign a pact agreeing to have sympathy for the other pact members.

To prevent abuse you can only ask for an appropriate amount of sympathy.

[Sava]

[giblets]

Please stop talking about your balls.

[Ben Kenobi]

/me forsees terrible outcome for Kidicious.

[DaShi]

I have no sympathy for pedophiles like Ben.

[self biased]

/me forsees terrible outcome for Kidicious.

you mean, beyond still being Kidicious?

[SlowwHand]

For any of you that have pets, the pet has my sympathy.

[Sava]

that moment took my breath away

thanks

[ZEE]

Kidicious has flawless logic, unBeataBle arguments, and grandiose intelligence. This thrade will therefore reach 500 Poasts.

[Elok]

Okay, I've reread the OP and I'm still not sure what this thread is about. Possibly because I've never been all that fussed over the copiousness of my ball hair? Also, who decides what the appropriate amount of sympathy is?

[loinburger]

I would like sympathy because I post on the same forum as a bunch of ****s

[ZEE]

The reason PeoPle don't know what this thrade is aBout is BecKause Kidicious' intelligence is so far aBove ya'll your simPle minds cKannot grasP it's cKoncePt, even if it was exPlained to you.

ME? I know EXAcKTLY what this thrade is aBout, and it is aBsolutely GENIUS!

[Elok]

Okay, I've determined the correct amount of sympathy for inadequate ball hair: if you have so few problems you can worry about your ball hair, you need no sympathy. Or else your priorities are highly askew, in which case my condolences and you might want to work on that.

[ZEE]

Elok is a nerd.

[Lorizael]

I wish the amount of ball hair I have mattered.