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  • #16
    Originally posted by Elok View Post
    Okay, I've reread the OP and I'm still not sure what this thread is about. Possibly because I've never been all that fussed over the copiousness of my ball hair? Also, who decides what the appropriate amount of sympathy is?
    The honor system. You can always refuse to give people sympathy by leaving the pact if you feel abused.
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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    • #17
      I ask for 12 cubits of sympathy per fortnight for those who are stricken with lyme disease and/or are on a gluten free diet.

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      • #18
        Noah sailed.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Aeson View Post
          I ask for 12 cubits of sympathy per fortnight for those who are stricken with lyme disease and/or are on a gluten free diet.
          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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          • #20
            My back hurts.
            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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            • #21
              Whoever rated this thread is definitely a psychopath.
              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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              • #22
                I ask for one parsec of sympathy administered via crystal massage for psychopaths.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                  Whoever rated this thread is definitely a psychopath.
                  Nobody had rated this thread when you posted this. When I read this post I rated the thread a 1 because **** you.
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Aeson View Post
                    I ask for one parsec of sympathy administered via crystal massage for psychopaths.
                    The psychopaths have to be pact members. They have to ask for sympathy themselves, and they have to have sympathy for other members. No psychopaths.
                    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                    • #25
                      What if the psychopath procured someone willing to display the required sympathy for them? Like say ... purchased the sympathy from someone who had lots of it, but not much money?

                      This would really work better than everyone having to be a jack of all trades (master of none).

                      MrFun for instance could display the sympathy requirements for all posters on homosexual issues. He could do this without breaking a sweat, and profit on the exchange. HC or Reg could trade him his own sympathy requirements for rich people. This way everyone prospers and the sympathy requirements are met in the most efficient manner.
                      Last edited by Aeson; May 17, 2015, 09:45.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Aeson View Post
                        What if the psychopath procured someone willing to display the required sympathy for them? Like say ... purchased the sympathy from someone who had lots of it, but not much money?

                        This would really work better than everyone having to be a jack of all trades (master of none).

                        MrFun for instance could display the sympathy requirements for all posters on homosexual issues. He could do this without breaking a sweat, and profit on the exchange. HC or Reg could trade him his own sympathy requirements for rich people. This way everyone prospers and the sympathy requirements are met in the most efficient manner.
                        If that were more efficient then it would increase the amount of sympathy that pact members have for each other (without putting excessive burden on them). The goal is to optimize sympathy.

                        What you're proposing is just a continuation of the status quo. MrFun already has too much sympathy for homosexuals. Kucibros already has too much sympathy for rich people. A system that optimizes sympathy would require MrFun to have sympathy for rich people etc. But I say what your proposing doesn't require him to do that. It just requires him to have more sympathy for homosexuals. That is not efficient. It's inefficient.
                        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                          Nobody had rated this thread when you posted this. When I read this post I rated the thread a 1 because **** you.
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #28
                            Can you at least not be excessively spiteful?
                            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                            • #29
                              I can't vote.
                              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                              "Capitalism ho!"

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by DaShi View Post
                                I can't vote.
                                Sorry
                                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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