I'm bored and pooping at my girl's house

[Sava]

That's as funny as it is sad.

[N35t0r]

I lold

[ZEE]

Hey you guise AAHZ here (thats my name lol.)

I am just Putting a Poast here to ask everyBody to Please get this thrade BacK on toPicK... which is aBout PooP. I earlier Poasted aBout PooP But then everyBody got off-toPicK again. So lets fix that starting now.

ok... POOP!

[Dr Strangelove]

Well not since Ben has been banned .

He returns in April!!!!

[Dr Strangelove]

oops!

[I AM MOBIUS]

Ben is easy to handle, just turn his arguments and debating style back onto him - he avoids me now because he doesn't like his own medicine.

It's quite a cathartic experience Benning Ben, everyone should try it when he gets back...

[Sava]

Ugh. Just had a 7 minute conversation where I was being attacked for not eating enough vegetables. I mean, what the ****.

[pchang]

Tell her that since you care about the earth, being green, and plants, you try to eat as few of them as possible.

[Sava]

Also, she hasn't showered since Sunday.

We're gonna go out to lunch before Cities Skylines comes out.

I even tried inviting her in with me, passively. "Yeah I'm gonna shower. I will leave the door open if you need to use the bathroom or you want to join me." Hint hint.

Also, we've sexed maybe four times since her last shower. The leftovers... ferment.

I admit to being more on the anal/OCD clean side. I take short rinse showers after every poop.

But still. Three days?

Maybe you should shower and worry less about my diet.

[pchang]

Tell her you have a new sex game involving soap and water.

[self biased]

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Dude. I'm reaaallly trying to not judge.

[Sava]

I think about food in a few ways in addition to taste.

1. Caloric content. Am I eating something that fits my needs?

2. Micronutrient content. Do I have any deficiencies? No.

3. Macronutrient content. Specifically, in relation to calories. I mostly care about protein. Am I getting a good protein to calorie ratio?

4. Antioxidants, inflammation, etc. I drink a lot of green tea. I eat a lot of fruit. I don't have any health issues involving inflammation.

I don't dislike vegetables. I add mixed veggies to some things. But I don't make it a point to regularly eat them.

So ****ing what?

Meanwhile, she's been sick as hell and isn't as in good as shape as me. That's fine. Not attacking her for that. But still, why get on my case about it?

Stupid pointless petty bull****. Thank god she's going to be on vacation for a week. I think I need a break. But I'm sure by day two I will get all lonesome.

Ugh
Frustrating

But now I feel better for getting that off my chest... and didn't ruin the mood by venting my frustration at her.

Is this healthy?

SERENITY NOWWWWWW

[I AM MOBIUS]

Also, she hasn't showered since Sunday.

We're gonna go out to lunch before Cities Skylines comes out.

I even tried inviting her in with me, passively. "Yeah I'm gonna shower. I will leave the door open if you need to use the bathroom or you want to join me." Hint hint.

Also, we've sexed maybe four times since her last shower. The leftovers... ferment.

I admit to being more on the anal/OCD clean side. I take short rinse showers after every poop.

But still. Three days?

Maybe you should shower and worry less about my diet.

Oh dear, I don't hold out much hope for the longterm prospects of your relationship...

[Sava]

^^^Sadly, I am leaning more towards this mindset.

[I AM MOBIUS]

And that was before seeing your latest post...