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  • #46
    Personally, I favour leaving it as it is as the most efficient option. Second choice would be closing it (both the seat and the lid), for tidyness. Any other option is stupid.
    Indifference is Bliss

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    • #47
      Agree
      "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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      • #48
        The lid should clearly be closed. If you flush the toilet with the lid open, you fling microscopic particles of fecal matter all across the bathroom (including on yourself). So the lid should be closed when you flush the toilet, and I can think of no reason to open it afterward.
        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #49
          But I like microfecalcakke
          Indifference is Bliss

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          • #50
            Indeed, that is why I have an awesome immune system.

            Maybe if you Murcans left your toilet lids up, you wouldn't keep needing to have unnecessary flu vaccines every year...
            "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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            • #51
              Originally posted by I AM MOBIUS View Post
              Indeed, that is why I have an awesome immune system.
              There's a flipside to that coin. It's also perhaps the reason why you are more full of shit.
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #52
                Nah, I think we established that my ****'s on the outside
                "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by I AM MOBIUS View Post
                  Nah, I think we established that my ****'s on the outside
                  Yes. All over the place. This thread, that thread. There's more than enough to go around.

                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #54
                    Better hide behind your lid then
                    "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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                    • #55
                      inside the toilet is one of the cleanest places... that's why I like to hide out there
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #56
                        Great upskirt opportunities too
                        "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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                        • #57
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #58
                            other minor annoyance, she was eating snap pea crisps yesterday... instead of using a napkin to wipe the salt off like a civilized person, she just wiped her hands very fast and spread the salt all over the couch and covers

                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #59
                              Next time, you should offer to lick it off.
                              “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                              ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                              • #60
                                Finger sucking is gross to me. If she had a lady dick, however, I'd suck the salt off of that.
                                To us, it is the BEAST.

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