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I have to pee 
Damn green tea always gets me
Damn green tea always gets me
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I peed. It was spectacular. Sometimes I practice my stream control. It helps with being able to ejaculate on command.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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I hope that aliens are able to find some sort of archive of my posts in the future. It is likely I will be worshipped as a God, if I'm not alreadyTo us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Pathological narcissism is a fun thing.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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I'm standing around waiting for her bath to finish. I would lay down, but I might fall asleep. Plus, I will have to pee again shortly. Also, don't want to sleep before sex. That happens a lot, actually. I work myself hard during the day and end up crashing pretty early. I get a solid 8-9 hours of sleep. I'm up early, probably earlier than most sad sacks who have to go to work. That makes me so happy. I don't have to be up early. I enjoy it. Morning people are irritating. I love annoying peopleTo us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Your worshiPPers will wonder why you wasted your Precious time on the dead weBsite of a ****ty game.Originally posted by Sava View Post
Order of the Fly
Those that cannot curse, cannot heal.Comment
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QFTOriginally posted by AAHZ View PostYour worshiPPers will wonder why you wasted your Precious time on the dead weBsite of a ****ty game.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Glad it's all going well for you
"Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" LoinburgerComment
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Founded anecdote.Originally posted by Bereta_Eder View PostUnfounded generilization
Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"Comment
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Omfg. So we are watching this boring ass show she wanted to watch. She stopped watching and is playing YouTube videos on her phone with the volume up.
Very irritating.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Wow. That kind of thing isn't even on my radar when it comes to annoying things girlfriends do.
High school girlfriend: Intentionally seduce the evil bestfriend in order to make things even more ****ed up rather than communicate with me openly (granted, I probably deserved that).
Birthday girlfriend: Feel nothing but disdain for my friends and family.
Last girlfriend: Uh... hmm... be kind of stubborn about a few political issues? (Last girlfriend was pretty awesome, in all honesty.)Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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What you describe seems more like psycho crazy stuff. The first mainly.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Off the top of my head, it's only the third worst thing she did. But you have to remember, you're only getting my side. For example, when we first got together, I was very upfront about the fact that although I was quite happy to be with her, I was at the time in love with another classmate of mine (not EBF; this was before EBF) who didn't share my feelings. High school girlfriend was smart enough to know that what I was "in love" with was a nice set of tits and was gracious enough not to tell me to get lost. So her own brand of craziness can be forgiven in light of her willingness to forgive mine.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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I was just mildly irritatedTo us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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But I'm sorry that happened to you
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