what happened to the großrossiya thread

[Bereta_Eder]

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Russia (and Greece) SUX0000RZZZ

Yeah how the mightly have fallen

Always went completely unbeatable to the playoffs and always lose at the first match afterwards the last years.

Just so you know I was with you in the finals.
If I ever see a spaniard i'm going to bounce a basketball in his head

(well, at least now they win fair and square and not through crying like little girls when someone touches them. But we could have beaten them, even though they were indeed the better team)

[Uncle Sparky]

Hey, don't dis Putin. He just scored 7 goals to win the senior Russian men's hockey all-star game. This is the second year in a row the Putin was the lead scorer in the event. I'd like to see Kim Jong-Un do that!

The other players' families have once again been released unharmed.

[Saras]

Yeah how the mightly have fallen

Always went completely unbeatable to the playoffs and always lose at the first match afterwards the last years.

Just so you know I was with you in the finals.
If I ever see a spaniard i'm going to bounce a basketball in his head

(well, at least now they win fair and square and not through crying like little girls when someone touches them. But we could have beaten them, even though they were indeed the better team)

The final was painful to watch though :/

[Bereta_Eder]

it couldn't have been more painful than the word cup final in Japan... (although that was fair. we were still in the happy cloud of beating the US)

or the eurofinal on 2007

at least the refs give technical for any theatricals now


and another amusing one

[self biased]

Just so you know I was with you in the finals.
If I ever see a spaniard i'm going to bounce a basketball in his head

Aha! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

[Bereta_Eder]

the only monty python scene I recall is that with hundrends of followers chanting undernath jesus' balcony and him opening it up naked with a huge erection.

[Serb]

Your wife didn't like your drinking, huh?

Anyway, thanks for the good laugh reading this thread. It was almost as funny as hearing about four of Russia's much talked about (by Putin) cruise missiles failing and crashing into Iran. Better 40 years too late than never, eh? Though it seems you guys still have some reliability issues to work out with them. Oh, and did you see the videos of American TOW missiles tearing those Russian built tanks to pieces yesterday? I think in time you are going to figure out that Putin has lead you into another endless war like in Aghanistan.

Proof please? CNN claims Russian missiles crashed in Iran, Moscow refutes, US can’t confirm


The American broadcaster cited two unnamed US officials, who said that four Russian missiles had crashed somewhere in Iran after being launched from vessels in the Caspian Sea. The report suggested that “some buildings were damaged and civilians may have been hurt.”
This triggered a quick reaction from the Russian Defense Ministry, with spokesman Igor Konashenkov saying that all the missiles had hit their targets on Wednesday. “Unlike CNN, we don’t distribute information citing anonymous sources, but show the very missile launches and the way they hit their targets almost in real time,” Konashenkov said. The spokesman pointed out that the strike targets are being photographed before and after being hit, while Russian drones are monitoring the situation from Syrian skies 24/7.
The high precision strikes might have been “unpleasant and surprising for our colleagues in the Pentagon,” but the fact is that “the missiles launched from the ships hit their targets,” he said.
“Otherwise one would have to acknowledge that IS facilities – located at a considerable distance from each other – exploded all by themselves,” Konashenkov said.

https://www.rt.com/news/318059-russi...iran-missiles/


Keep living in your fantasy world, дебил, блять (с).

[Serb]

Hey, don't dis Putin. He just scored 7 goals to win the senior Russian men's hockey all-star game. This is the second year in a row the Putin was the lead scorer in the event. I'd like to see Kim Jong-Un do that!

The other players' families have once again been released unharmed.

That was just a show and everyone knew that, including Putin, his teammates and spectators.

[Serb]

The guy is a volunteer from Texas, he is not a journalist, he is a soldier who had to switch assault rifle for camera to let you know.

[Serb]

This is the best "American Russian" I have ever heard!



Though I can hardly understand it without the English subtitles!

[Serb]

[Serb]

For Spanish speakers (English subtitles):




Holy crap! He sometimes repeat my thoughts word by word!

You don't want to listen!

[Serb]

[Serb]

Damn! I love this guy!



He is a true American, not a brain-dead zombie. My respect, Sir!

[Serb]

"They better wear their vests, 'cause here in Donbass we do shoot back!"

Damn! I have always suspected that, but now I'm absolutely sure - Texas is the only remaining part of the true America.