star wars question

[Sava]

Lightsabers are **** compared to blasters if you don't have superhuman reflexes.

yeah ranged trumps melee for sure

[Lorizael]

Because in the Star Wars galaxy presumably the things that are really hard to make are all done by hand, because machines are less accurate/efficient than people?

When people can be magical? Yes.

But how can it maintain a breathable atmosphere?

There is plant life on the Tatooine. Look at some of the establishing shots.

[Lorizael]

and even then, it only took two sith to take down all those jedi

Indeed. That's because Sidious was able to maintain the belief that the Sith had died out long ago, allowing him to do a whole lot without getting noticed. Sidious was powerful enough to cloud Yoda's own foresight.

[Sava]

the first thing i thought after reading your post was

"yoda's own foreskin"

[DaShi]

When people can be magical? Yes.



There is plant life on the Tatooine. Look at some of the establishing shots.

A few house plants is not enough. You need jungles, you need oceans too.

[Aeson]

If your midichlorian count is less than 5000 or so you simply can't will the plasma to stay in stick form, and it will promptly pursue it's own ends ... generally involving their maker's end. (By that I mean their ass ... lightsabers are notorious butt-pirates. Of course this distinction is pointless, as being anally raped by a lightsaber also leads to the other sort of maker's end.)[/swlore]

[Sava]

yeah and "midichlorians"

wtf?

[Lorizael]

A few house plants is not enough. You need jungles, you need oceans too.

Depends on the population density of the planet, honestly. If there aren't a lot of consumers of oxygen, there don't need to be a lot of producers of oxygen, either.

COME AT ME, BRO.

[Sava]

COME AT ME, BRO.

Just think. Because your mom carried you inside her womb, your penis has been deep inside her.

[DaShi]

However, you need to distribute that oxygen across the entire planet. You'll need more than a few plants to generate enough to keep it at Mt Everest levels.

[kentonio]

yeah and "midichlorians"

wtf?

I never got the issue people have with midichlorians. What, because 'Magic did it' is so much better?

[Lorizael]

Just think. Because your mom carried you inside her womb, your penis has been deep inside her.

I'm also made out of the food she ate (or at least, I used to be). Life is disgusting.

However, you need to distribute that oxygen across the entire planet. You'll need more than a few plants to generate enough to keep it at Mt Everest levels.

It's evident that there are industries on Tatooine dedicated to maintaining the environment. What do you think moisture vaporators are for, anyway?

[Sava]

I never got the issue people have with midichlorians. What, because 'Magic did it' is so much better?

It's the answer to a question that nobody asked... and a stupid answer, at that.

[Lorizael]

The explanation I've always liked is that midichlorians are basically just attracted to Force-sensitive people. They don't cause the Force, but if you want to measure the Force in a person, seeing how many midichlorians they've managed to accumulate is a good way.

I mean, that's basically how we diagnose diseases nowadays. We're usually not looking for the disease itself but for disease biomarkers. Biomarkers are just a consequence of a disease, not the cause.

[kentonio]

Was that 'explanation' actually just something made up by a neckbeard on the internet by any chance?