To celebrate stores' Columbus Day sales today, I'm going to rummage through merchandise, making a horrible mess, taking whatever I want for free, kill the managers, and rape the cashiers.
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I agree that he doesn't deserve to be honoured, but mostly because he was a idiot who ended up into the history books by being massively wrong.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.
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Originally posted by Bereta_Eder View PostHe died and noone could change his mind that he had landed on India.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.
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He only got his voyage going because he convinced the court that the earth was smaller than it really was
There is speculation that Queen Isabella had prior information.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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And Because she took that step, we're all typing here now. We have much to owe to Queen Isabella for her foresight.
Personally we should all call it Isabella, or Catholic Monarch's day.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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