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[I AM MOBIUS]

I'm in such good shape now. Sex is inevitable.

I weighed in at 225 lbs yesterday. I've lost about 30 lbs overall. My weight is dropping faster than the panties of the women who see me.

At this point, all I can do is be proud of what I come up with in the meantime. Online dating is a process. It requires patience. Crafting clever messages is an art that needs to be constantly refined. There's nothing wrong with admiring one's work.

Yeah but it's so cliched - but if she's saying stuff gets her wet on her profile, then you're probably a shoo-in...

And I admit, the bison gag was funny, even if it looks a bit scripted...

[Sava]

I sent you her profile.

I accept your apology.

[self biased]

I sent you her profile.

I accept your apology.

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[I AM MOBIUS]

[self biased]

I'm Pretty sure my toe is going to rot off. I trimmed the nail down too far the other day,and now it is inflamed and a little pus-y.

[N35t0r]

**** it!

[Sava]

which toe?

my left big toe is messed up

i've broken it before

i dropped something heavy on it yesterday

then I was jumping around... that aggravated it further

now i have a great bruise and pain

I'm using this topical stuff called Biofreeze... it seems to be working

soak your foot/toe in warm water with epsom salts

[self biased]

left big toe. this is a thing that I go through every few years. Sometimes I can get it to heal if I can keep off my feet for a few days, but usually I have to go to the doctor and have him yank out part of my toenail to get the inflammation down. Apparently inflammation begets inflammation.

[Sava]

Apparently inflammation begets inflammation.

Yes.

I had a similar issue when I was around 11 or 12. My situation was much worse though, it sounds. I used to rip off my nails (not the whole thing, just the extra growth) by hand. My big toe nail area became a mess. I had to get the area lanced a few times. Eventually, I had to have surgery. Now, my nails grow a little weird, but it's fixed.

Is it something you are doing wrong? Like you mentioned cutting too close?

If so... my advice would be to not do that.

No charge for this consult.

[Sava]

I GOT A RESPONSE FROM HER


"Lmao!"


sigh... can't do much with that


I mean, really? That's it?


I'm giving up on her. If she gets back to me, fine.

Anyways, I'm speaking with another.

[Sava]

HOLY **** I GOT TWO RESPONSES FROM HER NOW

She's buying a bookshelf.

Excessive use of emoticons.

But if she gets back to me again, fine whatever. WHATEVER

not that I care

[Sava]

honestly, i'm going to need to vent through this whole process just to maintain my sanity

She's. A. Belly. Dancer.

[Sava]

I used the word shitshow in a message to her and wrote it this way because I'm so used to getting around the poly censors

shitshow

[Sava]

okay... that didn't work

I placed < ! > with no spaces in between the h and the i

[Sava]

I sent her more puns in hopes of prompting vaginal wetness

I gotta be honest. Never has a profile hit me like yours. You seem like a really fun person. I'm almost a little bit intimidated. You've got me wondering whether I have the right koalafications.