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[Sava]

now i'm really confused

[Sava]

I weighed in at 226.4 today

3-4 months, 25ish pounds

i've probably lost 35 lbs of fat and also gained around 10 lbs of muscle

I was able to squeeze myself into a waist 34 pair of pants

however, I could not sit down and had severe muffin top

38 fit well

I don't pay any attention to calorie counts or anything like that

I stand at my desk

I work out

fast food maybe once a month, at most
no soda
little alcohol


I've got a nice giant bicep vein that stays popped out just about all the time

I can't quite see definition in the abs yet... to the extent that i could identify each individual one

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i feel awesome


there's really not a bad way to be here
when I smoke more... well... i have fun with that

when I smoke less... well... I have fun with that too!

now I just need some sex

with an actual woman

[Sava]

I've slowed down on making progress with my bench press (on purpose)

so far, I'm holding steady at around 350ish as my max.

I'm not sure if I actually want to try to get to 400

at this point, it doesn't really matter

once I get to a low enough BF%, I may decide to pick up on that again

the standing desk alone seems to be putting me into a calorie deficit

workouts are just for fun now

[Sava]

I HOPE I INSPIRE SOMEONE TO ALSO MAKE MORE POSITIVE CHANGES

EVEN IF ITS A SPAMBOT

[self biased]

gah. i need some motivation.

[Sava]

i hope i was helpful

i came in here to say something

OHHH

okay, someone let me know if this is funny or not

I think I may be shadowbanned at deadspin

there was a tweet by a guy named Albert Breer (obnoxious douchebag NFL writer)... I made the joke, "'Albert Breer'? Was Joseph Broebbles unavailable?"

is my joke unfunny?

usually i generally think yes
but i was somewhat proud of that one

it's weird

sometimes I'll make a comment that seems marginally clever but it'll get a lot of upvotes or equivalent

i guess my meh range is what is actually funny and my funny range is everyone else's meh range

?

[Sava]

i spend so much time here... pretty much because of the dark theme

i have a firefox plugin that forces a black background and green text on everything

but it can not work properly on all sites

[Sava]

does not?

i think i changed that sentence as i wa writing it but forgot

[Bereta_Eder]

Well I dedicated this sunday to home chores and did a bunch of them.
I also enganged in eating only healthy that weekend which means lots of vegetables and other cuisine.
My initial conclusions about the first time discoveries of consistently (for two days) eating healthy is:
1) You are never really full
2) you fart a lot

[Bereta_Eder]

the menu consisted of
1) blackeyed peas with feta and onions and olive oil (healthy)
2) boiled courgettes (?) with olive oil, vinegar and sea salt
3) tomato salad (healthy)
4) vegetable soup and crispbread (a variant of this actually)
5) tuna fish with basmati rice, green olives and caper and mixed grinded pepper (that was actually really good)
6) BANANAS

but I finally broke down and made a great curry fried chicken with virgin greek olive oil and curry (I have something going with greek and indian cousine mix)


next will be chinese chicken with that chinese sweet+sour sauce (that I'm going to buy from the supermarket, not going to make my own, you crazy?? Besides, I couldn't even if I wanted to because the ingridients I think are not that common )

[Bereta_Eder]

I also played a game of civ where random leader was the korean one, next to me was venice (ha **** you non - expanding weakling) and that angry ****er ashkia or something. I immideatly planted the second city right on his face and started building walls. A thrid one next to venice in nice quit peacefull development.
Sure enough ashkia attacked when he thought he had what it takes, but there was a lake between our cities so he couldn't amass his troops there and I decimated them one by one with the korean special units. HAAAA. Plus he had the audacity to plant a city between my capital and my second city so I razed this insolance.
Then much further down after a long desert there was iron and then on the opposite side some fertile land. Planted two more cities there and took the unhappiness hit for a while.
Then ashkia made peace then war then peace then war. God bless that lake.
Then someone discovered the whole world and I got china who's on top, then the greeks who are pissed because I built the colossus and then austria who's great for stealing tech but it caught me after I had sucked ashkia dry and said I'll do it again.

Now on to grab two patronage influence and ally all surounding city states and I'm good to go.
(it has been a slow weekend. My only real world discovery is that a virgin mojito tastes as good as a non virgin one)

[Sava]

Well I dedicated this sunday to home chores and did a bunch of them.
I also enganged in eating only healthy that weekend which means lots of vegetables and other cuisine.
My initial conclusions about the first time discoveries of consistently (for two days) eating healthy is:
1) You are never really full
2) you fart a lot

Indeed

[Lorizael]

i hope i was helpful

i came in here to say something

OHHH

okay, someone let me know if this is funny or not

I think I may be shadowbanned at deadspin

there was a tweet by a guy named Albert Breer (obnoxious douchebag NFL writer)... I made the joke, "'Albert Breer'? Was Joseph Broebbles unavailable?"

is my joke unfunny?

usually i generally think yes
but i was somewhat proud of that one

it's weird

sometimes I'll make a comment that seems marginally clever but it'll get a lot of upvotes or equivalent

i guess my meh range is what is actually funny and my funny range is everyone else's meh range

?

I lawled.

[Sava]

I just shot my thanks load

and i think the fact that it is lawlworthy to someone means i'm shadowbanned

[Sava]

seems about right: